At a Plastic Surgery Office AMA

[⠝⠕⠏⠑]

Okay so ya’ll know my ass is late to a lot of shyt.
One of my friends asked me to go with her for a procedure.

She grinds her teeth in her sleep and was given a consultation with a plastic surgeon to have her “mastidor” muscles filled to help them relax and decrease tension in the jaw area to discourage teeth grinding.

While I’m in here, the sheer amount of shyt these chicks be gettin done CASUALLY is crazy. And these nikkas be hustling hard!

She only in here for one thing and they done already offered her entire monthly packages for some shyt called a filler, lip plumpers, botox.

Did ya’ll know they do some shyt to make ur hands and feet look younger?!

I think the most surprising thing is the hustle aspect. All of this shyt creates dependency. Meaning once u get it, you gotta do it perpetually.
These mofos got rewards point systems in place!
All of the workers in here look plastic as hell too. Lip injections give them that weird turtle lip look

This is some scary shyt!
The chicks in here got $3000 bags, dropping $1500 per visit for some of this shyt.

 

[Matt504]

Subscriptions are where it's at.

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

"One of my friends asked me to go with her for a procedure."



fred

 

[⠝⠕⠏⠑]

Subscriptions are where it's at.

The sheer amount of money these mofos are making per VISIT is ridiculous!
I’ve seen some chicks in the lobby who you can tell are addicted b:c their faces are fukked up. But these dealers keep feeding their insecurities.

 

[Coco Loco]

Sounds frightening. She better get what she came for and that's it.

 

[⠝⠕⠏⠑]

"One of my friends asked me to go with her for a procedure."



fred

LMAO!But seriously, I don’t even have a frame of reference for this world. These chicks walking outta here with faces that don’t move. It’s terrifying.

 

[Gold]

Its not a big deal. Everybody getting small stuff done. Fillers, chem peels, etc.

Its becoming normalized. Kinda like how braces or invalsign are normal today.

By 2030 it wont even be a thing i bet

 

[Blankthawtz]

how many brehs in there for scalp treatments?.....

 

[levitate]

Asses phat?

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

LMAO!But seriously, I don’t even have a frame of reference for this world. These chicks walking outta here with faces that don’t move. It’s terrifying.

me and @Gold are going to turkey for scalp treatment
fred

 

[I'm Blackman]

Hands and feet look younger? That's wild.

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

Hands and feet look younger? That's wild.

for the gram
everything for the gram

fred

 

[⠝⠕⠏⠑]

Sounds frightening. She better get what she came for and that's it.

They be trying to finesse. If you don’t like urself you nothing but a lick in these places. They are masterful at cultivating insecurities and sliding in extra procedural suggestions.
One chick at the desk was scheduling monthly lip filler sessions and they suggested cheek fillers and sculpting packages and some other shyt. And she just like

That bytch gon walk out drooling

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Plastic surgery and makeup needs to be banned.

 

[Gold]

me and @Gold are going to turkey for scalp treatment
fred

You think it's a game but im dead srs