At a Plastic Surgery Office AMA

[Malcolmxxx_23]

Getting a chemical peel at a plastic surgery clinic is just highway robbery. Get that shyt at a spa through Groupon at half the price.

In somalia its like 22 dollars usd to turn into lite bright....diana cream

Its crazy.

 

[⠝⠕⠏⠑]

@Booksnrain i'll invest $500 for your plastic ass in exchange for 50% of your OnlyFans sales. Do we have a deal?

LMAO!
Ass is the LAST thing I need.
As for the deal, imma let u know, Imma grimey bytch. They’ll be paying for still shots from porn films and random chicks titties. But I think we could turn a good ass hustle. Play up the angle that an innocent chick doesn’t wanna get into trouble by putting her image out there, so her pictures are only available for a very limited time. But for customers she really “connects” with they can get longer access. Some won’t know they looking at obscure porn chick titties. Create entire fantasies around them fake pictures.
“I’m so sorry I couldn’t keep them online for too long. But I really felt like I could trust you. This is just a job until I save enough money to (insert bull shyt here). But it’s nice when u meet someone genuine. Please make sure u subscribe to the exclusive rate so we can see where this goes!”

 

[⠝⠕⠏⠑]

Show me what that mouf do?

I think it would be the worst blow job ever! They faces frozen my guy!
I mean I guess the mouf would be wet wet from the drool...

 

[1LurkerChick9]

Okay so ya’ll know my ass is late to a lot of shyt.
One of my friends asked me to go with her for a procedure.

She grinds her teeth in her sleep and was given a consultation with a plastic surgeon to have her “mastidor” muscles filled to help them relax and decrease tension in the jaw area to discourage teeth grinding.

While I’m in here, the sheer amount of shyt these chicks be gettin done CASUALLY is crazy. And these nikkas be hustling hard!

She only in here for one thing and they done already offered her entire monthly packages for some shyt called a fillers

Fillers are the reason Jada Pinkett was walking around with those hard ass chipmunk looking cheeks until they finally settled

This is just sad...

I remember I went to get my eyebrows threaded and the lady was like " you want me to do your mustache too? " had me looking in the mirror for weeks

They always say this shyt

 

[Ake1725]

need my foreskin removed cant see the tip of my shyt and jelqing aint working

You have phimosis

 

[⠝⠕⠏⠑]

@Booksnrain have you been tempted to get a bit of work done? Did they try sell u some of their services to you?

I asked my ex if he would ever pay for a breast reduction for me. Dude said fukk no. Said he would “charge me for even bringing that goofy shyt up!”
I’ve always wanted to be one of those b cup chicks that could wear shirts without a bra.
But now, nah. I’ve watched my body transform with diet and exercise and that’s good enough. I’m more interested in natural stuff like herbal stuff. I’m against anything that creates excessive dependency.
I would pay to get permanent body hair removal tho.

Hell sometimes I feel like lip balm actually dries ur lips out thus creating more of a need for it. I think once u start that shyt, it’s hard to stop.

Besides which $1300 is my rent. I’d feel goofy as fukk dropping a rent payment on some frivolous shyt like this. My one splurge is waxing hair removal. Once I discovered it, there was no turning back. One day when I’m rich, I’m going to do one of those laser hair removal treatments.

 

[Gold]

Getting a chemical peel at a plastic surgery clinic is just highway robbery. Get that shyt at a spa through Groupon at half the price.

Really? Interesting. My wife has been thinking of getting one, ill let her know.

 

[King Crimson]

This IG thot I follow claims she got thick from eating right & the gym only. I bet she had some surgery

That bytch had work done. fukk outta here.
I ain’t mad at her and she can sit on my face anytime.

 

[Nobu]

LMAO!
Ass is the LAST thing I need.
As for the deal, imma let u know, Imma grimey bytch. They’ll be paying for still shots from porn films and random chicks titties. But I think we could turn a good ass hustle. Play up the angle that an innocent chick doesn’t wanna get into trouble by putting her image out there, so her pictures are only available for a very limited time. But for customers she really “connects” with they can get longer access. Some won’t know they looking at obscure porn chick titties. Create entire fantasies around them fake pictures.
“I’m so sorry I couldn’t keep them online for too long. But I really felt like I could trust you. This is just a job until I save enough money to (insert bull shyt here). But it’s nice when u meet someone genuine. Please make sure u subscribe to the exclusive rate so we can see where this goes!”

but yo, thats a good idea. im sure getting these amateur photos off reddit gonewild, tumblr etc and reselling them could be a hustle

I know you could make the best clickbait. "Voluptuous innocent student DESPERATE for PhD!"

Spoiler

Pretty Huge dikk

 

[Jean Jacket]

LMAO!
Ass is the LAST thing I need.
As for the deal, imma let u know, Imma grimey bytch. They’ll be paying for still shots from porn films and random chicks titties. But I think we could turn a good ass hustle. Play up the angle that an innocent chick doesn’t wanna get into trouble by putting her image out there, so her pictures are only available for a very limited time. But for customers she really “connects” with they can get longer access. Some won’t know they looking at obscure porn chick titties. Create entire fantasies around them fake pictures.
“I’m so sorry I couldn’t keep them online for too long. But I really felt like I could trust you. This is just a job until I save enough money to (insert bull shyt here). But it’s nice when u meet someone genuine. Please make sure u subscribe to the exclusive rate so we can see where this goes!”

Only works if you got the goods.

Supply and demand.

You got to have skin in the game. Pun intended.

Otherwise, u r wasting my contrary ass time.

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

“I’m so sorry I couldn’t keep them online for too long. But I really felt like I could trust you. This is just a job until I save enough money to (insert bull shyt here). But it’s nice when u meet someone genuine. Please make sure u subscribe to the exclusive rate so we can see where this goes!”

 

[⠝⠕⠏⠑]

That's the new thing. Older playas told me about these old young bytches, look at their hands, it will tell you the real age.

White women lead the race with plastic surgery, then it's Middle Easterns and Hispanic/Latina.

shyt is unreal. Did u know they be shaving people’s jaws down?!

 

[Elle Driver]

Really? Interesting. My wife has been thinking of getting one, ill let her know.

Tell her to go on Groupon. I get my facials, nails, massages from Groupon. She can get a bunch of treatments on the low on Groupon.

 

[Elle Driver]

shyt is unreal. Did u know they be shaving people’s jaws down?!

These days it’s jaw implants.

 

[Jean Jacket]

Women and men are out there trying to present some fukkery for real analysis.



Bottom line, what that mouf do....

What that wallet do....


Hopefully, this is a phase that leads to people focusing on tangibles instead of some marketing on Instagram and Snap.