At what age is your earliest memory?

[BaldingSoHard]

I know I'm gonna get clowned for this but fucc it...

I used to have childhood asthma. Really really bad childhood asthma. Sometimes I'd need a shot of... something... idk what it even was, if I had a really bad asthma attack.

So apparently I was taking a nap and having what my mother calls "a terrible bout of asthma".

So my first memory, is being woken up with a needle in my ass from the shot they gave me while I was having an asthma attack in my sleep.

 

[Unolove]

3 years old in Baltimore

 

[Payroll]

Playing with my cousins at my granny's house, grandfather complaining about picking me up from daycare, old bytch ass drunk.

3 or 4 years old.

 

[Mastamimd]

Sometime between maybe two or four, maybe earlier I have two semi specific memories:

One as a baby I was outside playing and there was a group of kids playing.

Another I was at church...it could have either been my parents wedding or something else. I know this was before I turned four because when I was three going on four we went to Tennessee and I remember almost everything then. All the way down to interacting with my older cousin. We still have the picture of me and my younger sister.

 

[OfTheCross]

3 years old in Baltimore

I wanna say i remember being 3 or 4 but it might just be me remembering stories people have told me about myself

 

[klientel]

Earliest memory i have is when I was 3 running up to my uncle when he pulled up on his motorcycle and burning the fukk outta my leg on the exhaust. I still have the scar…

then there is a long ass gap until high school

 

[Mastamimd]

Earliest memory i have is when I was 3 running up to my uncle when he pulled up on his motorcycle and burning the fukk outta my leg on the exhaust. I still have the scar…

then there is a long ass gap until high school

You ain't remember anything from elementary school?

 

[Wildhundreds]

3... And this was in the late 70s..

 

[klientel]

You ain't remember anything from elementary school?

Not an actual vivid memory. I remember bits and pieces like part of a field trip or a some of a fight I had. But I can’t recall any of it with any accuracy. I basically just know it happened. But I have high school memories in 4K imbedded in my brain

 

[Premeditated]

3 or 4

I literally remember watching power rangers and barneys on the couch

my uncle also had a photo in his house that use to scare the holy spirit out of me. I didn't know at the time, but it was a picture of him wearing a gorilla head mask. I didn't really notice it until I revisited that picture when I was 7 and realize it was just a custom

 

[Doin2Much Williams]

Around 2 1/2 years old.


And i was sitting at the porch getting ready to take a picture.


Your boy was already wearing these shorts that have a hole in a crotch... but because I was prepping for the image, i adjusted my unit so that it would show through and voila!


My earliest memory. A photoshoot with my wang out (at least, what you could make of it at least).


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Trollin' since the early 80's


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[RaspberryFitted]

I know I'm gonna get clowned for this but fucc it...

I used to have childhood asthma. Really really bad childhood asthma. Sometimes I'd need a shot of... something... idk what it even was, if I had a really bad asthma attack.

So apparently I was taking a nap and having what my mother calls "a terrible bout of asthma".

So my first memory, is being woken up with a needle in my ass from the shot they gave me while I was having an asthma attack in my sleep.

Ain’t nothing clown-ish about asthma g, you good. I used to have really bad asthma that would trigger due to being outside. Would have to be hooked up to a mask and do breathing treatments every night.

now I just use my inhaler when my chest is tight or when I’m doing an extensive workout.

 

[Arcavian]

3 in a yellow high chair trying to eat a slice of pizza

 

[Pazzy]

3.

 

[Unolove]

I wanna say i remember being 3 or 4 but it might just be me remembering stories people have told me about myself

I remember my dad being musty as fukk after a football game