At what age/mileage does a woman's coochie expire?

[97Pac]

p*ssy don't expire, the host it's connected to does. Take care of the host and the host will go a half million miles.

Boy said the p*ssy is like a Toyota. It will go 500k miles but you have to get a tune-up every now and then and change the fluids ( vinger).

 

[Jasonmask]

When the back shot wind is lethal

 

[Nkrumah Was Right]

 

[Admiral Ackbar]

Yea... When it's dead

Edit: then u might have to ask about dead p*ssy expiration dates with the jbo brehs

There was a thread with vintage pinups and someone asked "where she burried [sic] "

 

[FINALE]

70ish

 

[morris]

Fun facts:
1. He did his own stunts
2. He met and stayed in the presidential suite of their government.
3. He knew karate
4. His voice was never used in any movie (dubbed)
5. The p*ssy he got was not expired

RIP Weng Weng

 

[Neuromancer]

When it stinks

Isn't that diet based?

 

[Yaboysix]

Maaaan, the Tightest Pwussy I ever had was from a prostitute homegirl who paid me in Pwussy to drive her to pick up her pill from the pill man...

My shyt hit the END...THE END of the pwussy

Like...my Dyck couldn't go in no further..my Dyck ain't even big!

I ain't NEVER done that before... Haven't done that shyt SINCE!




I be reminiscing on it sometimes ...

 

[ucanthandlethetruth]

Nah... I'm ouchea hitting y'all grannies til the wheels fall off on that thang

 

[mag357]

There was a thread with vintage pinups and someone asked "where she burried [sic] "

U gotta love'em lol

 

[mag357]

Once menopause hits and lube becomes a requirement

Nope

 

[Richard Glidewell]

Vinegar...


and sugar cookies for the win.

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Never, vagina is an infinite resource

Infinite no. It is a renewable resource tho

 

[So-Chi]

I had some 43 year old p*ssy with a fat ass... She milked me clean

 

[maxamusa]

In before a brehette pops in and says "around the same time a dude has erectile dysfunction "

old heads told me some things about aging