At what point in life did you become a dog?

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Well, I was having trouble with this one person I liked. They wouldn't pay attention to me. We went to this old museum. I found this ancient manuscript and read it aloud not knowing it was curse so I spent like a goddamn week as a fukking sheepdog. Here's a pic
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Left something at my shawty's crib & drove back (course was 30 minutes),

I see her steppin out da house wit a nikka cheesin & pullin his pants up, his back is facin me as I park my shyt & open the car door. He tryna sweettalk her as I walk towards them.

Her: :upsetfavre:

Homie: *Turns Around*

Me: :stopitslime:

Homie: "Wassup G-

Me:
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Her: WAIT

Ran through her house to journey upstairs, her moms ran down the stairs tryna stop me but she tripped (:mjlol:) shoved her lame ass sister out the way & took all da Jewelery I bought her, ran back down the stairs (shoved her bytchass momma out the way) stepped over the nikka who was regainin consciousness

Ignored the BS hopped back in the whip
nd played some Cam'ron.

Why she do you like that?
 

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Well, I was having trouble with this one person I liked. They wouldn't pay attention to me. We went to this old museum. I found this ancient manuscript and read it allowed not knowing it was curse so I spent like a goddamn week as a fukking sheepdog. Here's a pic
shaggy.jpg
It's aloud. Not allowed.
 

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I came up a dawg if we being honest like i never gave a fukk bout a hoes feelings:yeshrug:
Lost my virginity to my first official girlfriend in 7th grade, but i treated her like shyt, didn't really hang out with her unless we fukked, didnt call her on christmas, didn't answer her texts etc, but she still bought me shyt from the lil concession stand and during our lunch break:mjlol: This girl that been my friend since kindergarten made her cry and she told me to handle her. I winded up fukking that girl:yeshrug:. Eventually i broke up with her but she still stayed giving me money if i asked:mjlol:. In high school i met the only girl ill ever love:mjcry: dated her for a year and a half. She broke up with me:mjcry:. A young nikka didn't know he had feelings like that til then:mjcry:. Eventually I started running through a lot of hoes:yeshrug:. I went to senior prom with a white girl to spite her because she was going to prom with a nikka i hated. :mjlol:She got mad as fukk seeing that white girl and was all in my face talking bout i wasn't shyt for not asking her to prom in front of my date:lolbron:. It didn't help i was looking sexy as fukk in my suit and my barber did the damn thing with that denzel training day fade:wow:. Winded up fukking my ex for the last time that night:wow:. We eventually got into another fight:yeshrug:. Been fukking college thotties and selling these hoes dreams ever since:yeshrug:.
 

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when i realized being nice doesnt mean anything to women. they will just see you as weak and think they can get over on you/take advantage.

also when i realized putting your trust and faith in a woman is setting yourself up for failure and disappointment
 

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Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
What pushed you over the edge to start dogging chicks, Was it a bad break up or finding out she cheated ?

Coli brahs come drop some duck tails for young brother.:feedme:
9th grade... moved away (got kicked out) had to move to my dads house for 3-4 months... never cheated once on her in the year and change we had been together

came back this bytch made out with one of my friends and messed with another dude and had the nerve to have her friends write me notes talking bout "why you tripping on her, she didn't do nothing wrong"



it was at that young age i realized you can't trust these hoes... all she had to do was say it's over.. shyt i wasn't even there... but nah she wanted to keep me faithful there, keep dikk on hand there, and then have me come back and jump right into things... then when she got caught, lied to her friends about the situation and made me look like the bad guy



to this day, anytime i see a cheating situation... the women act the EXACT same way... nothing has changed
 
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