Made it home, brehs....

But my car didn't
Ya man was making good progress, took the back road instead of the main way because I could tell that them n1ggas was NOT moving. So I'm moving along, slowly, but still, I had the

as I thought about the poor saps on Glenwood Ave by the Angus Barn. Then all of a sudden, Westgate Rd becomes impassable. I'm stuck, can't turn around. And I'm about a mile from the crib. A wrecker come down to clear an accident, and then while dude is out helping, his wrecker starts sliding down hill towards me...

I turn to veer out the way, but I can't get traction. The truck clips me and puts me in a ditch. So my day is over. All a n1gga wanted to do was get home. So after I chop it up with the truck driver, I start walking home. A truck comes up, and it's a white dude with two bad daughters. He asks me what traffic is looking like and I tell him "you can't go anywhere that way, you may as well turn around" He thanks me and offers me a ride. I get in the back of his truck and one of his daughters (I presume) is already giving me the up and down like

Son was nice enough to drop me close to the house. All in all, took a n1gga about 3.5-4 hours to get home from a normal 10 minute commute.