Atlanta To Brazil - $300

[Double Burger With Cheese]

Thanks to this thread, I booked a $300 Rio trip the week of Labor Day, and flights are now $1300+. Probably the biggest lick I've ever hit as a result of this site...at least until AMC moons

Breh you might not ever see tickets that cheap to Brazil. shyt usually like 1k. I might talk hella shyt, but one thing about it I try to put my coli people on to shyt all the time. Glad someone took advantage

 

[Mannish]

Do you speak Portuguese? You should feast out there if you’re a good looking breh

I speak Spanish, which has been helping with picking up basic Portuguese phrases in the last month or so. Anything more advanced than "Você também está hospedado neste hotel?" will have me leaning on Google translate lol

 

[Geek Nasty]

Sisters going to get bubbles
Brothers going to get bubbles

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

Boy why my dumb ass left a small bottle of water in my bookbag. This is significant cause that’s where I had my weed and I always have my toiletries in my other bag and weed in the one with only clothes. Cause TSA not gonna open it if it ain’t no liquid type shyt. But I had forgot I threw that small bottle of water in the bag with the gas.

So they flag the shyt and they say you got water in there. I’m like ah shyt my bad I forgot. So of course they go through the bag and say damn, you got that ohh wee in here. I started laughing and they didn’t even attempt to give a fukk and gave me my book bag.