ATTENTION: All COLI CHEAP NIKKAS. THIS IS HOW YOU TAKE CHICS ON FIRST DATES

[newarkhiphop]

e-tickets to the next date?

 

[ColdSlither]

Yeah okay

We might be getting hot dogs at Branch Brook Park during cherry blossom season and take a walk

Now that's like the extreme low end, but I'm not going all out on a first date. I'll look good, smell right, make sure my ride is on point. But all that wine and dine shyt can wait. My last two dates were at a local café and a photo walk in NYC.

 

[Egomaniacal1]

You gonna do all that and when you drop her off after that perfect date she gonna call her friend over to blow her back out.

I agree this is anniversary type energy and putting a woman on this level of a pedestal is setting yourself up because how you get them is how you gonna have to keep them. If I’m doing this it’s probably to scam a chick I view as a huge upgrade...hot looking doctor lawyer ceo type of chick, and even then I’d be scamming because it’s not something I’d ever want to sustain after I got her.

 

[bill riser]

Imagine dudes in 2nd and 3rd world countries reading this like

Showed OP's question to a Nigerian dude at my workplace that has a similar build to guy in this gif image and he had a similar reaction.

 

[ExodusNirvana]

I really hope you nikkas don't follow this dumb advice

There is a nikka who will hit for a 10 piece and ride home in the AM

 

[JQ Legend]

I was expecting him to at some point say leave her with the bill or some shyt

Mad I really read thru all that

 

[Womb Raider]