audio of a BEAR ATTACK

[Kwéyòl]

Probably the type to say some shyt like “Around blacks never relax . Around bears have no fear. ”

 

[flea]

Audio is fake but man do I feel kinda sorry for his chick who also died after telling this idiot they need to get the fukk out of there but he refused and she still stayed

 

[CarbonBraddock]

@CarbonBraddock

seen this movie like 20 years ago. i been telling these dudes you cannot be in bear country as an untrained individual. the bear's physical attributes will overwhelm the average, pussified western man. rest in piss fakkit, got two people killed instead of one.

 

[Brolic Scholar]

But the picture tho

Spoiler: The aftermath nsfw

What the bear saw.

 

[ALMIGHTY GOD]

birdshot.

 

[xCivicx]

Yeah grizzly man was a freakin idiot

 

[3rdWorld]

But the picture tho

Spoiler: The aftermath nsfw

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

But the picture tho

Spoiler: The aftermath nsfw

I actually screamed.

 

[Mowgli]

@Mowgli

Old Fake audio.

We been down this path already

They're never releasing the real audio.

I tried

 

[the cac mamba]

Watch this documentary when you get a chance.

after watching that, i was just surprised that he had a girlfriend. didn't look like there were any bears in harlem :huhldame:

 

[the cac mamba]

How you hiking in bear country and not packing some serious heat

he thought the bears were his friends

 

[Blown Moon]

Those bears must be from Harlem...

I thought the same thing. Most animals stop in West Hollywood first but this bear ate his whole meal on 125th and Malcolm X Blvd.

With that said, that audio is haunting. Apparently, it's fake but it succeeded in giving me an irrational fear of being eaten alive, by bears especially because most animals kill you before eating you but bears just start eating and give you a front-row seat at the very table you're being served at.

 

[Ghost Utmost]

Here's a thing people don't understand.

If you rob a bank. You're as scared as you will ever be the first time you do it. But also, you're the safest you'll ever be as a bank robber. You haven't left a trail yet.

By robbery 100, you're cool as ice, but you're closer to doom than you've ever been. You have an MO now and the cops are closing in with every step. But you have done the thing so many times that you're getting more comfortable, not less.

So too with all fukcing around/finding out adventures.

Grizzly Man was getting closer to death each step, but was more and more comfortable the closer he got.

 

[GzUp]

When he failed to get the role in the sitcom Cheers, it was all down hill for him.