-you have kids...I'm not trying to be a step parent...or a parent at all for that matter
-you have shytty requirements.
(i.e.) "You must so and so tall/short, must have blah blah blah, Must look like this,etc" But you don't say shyt about what you do have to offer in a relationship. This ain't build-a-bytch/build-a-nikka.
-bad weave
-you have nothing in your profile except a link to your social media account. I know you have to promote yourself someway...I don't think doing it on a dating app is one of those ways...
-"I'm independent!!!! I got my own shyt!" Good for you, you want a fukking cookie? a medal?
-"I'm mixed" When you know damn well you're black. (this left swipe does not apply to people who are actually mixed)
-you like coleslaw
That's all i can think of atm.
note: the "you" is hypothetical.
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