Avenatti indicted by SDNY on new charges; stole from Stormy Daniels
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So SDNY indicted Avenatti in two separate indictments -- one on the let's-extort-Nike-and-Boies-Shiller-I-see-no-way-this-could-go-wrong gambol, and one for defrauding Stormy Daniels. That makes him the defendant in three simultaneous federal indictments, no mean feat. /1
/2 Nobody else got indicted in either case for now, which is something that was being carefully watched by the sort of people who carefully watch this sort of thing.
/3 However, the un-indicted co-conspirator, whose identity is widely known, remains described prominently in Avenatti's indictment, remains in the zone of danger, and is currently in a condition commonly known as damp-pantsed.
/4 In the Nike indictment, Avenatti is charged with conspiracy to transmit interstate communications to extort, conspiracy to extort, transmitting interstate extortionate communications, and extortion. But really with flying too close to the sun.
/5 Some of Michael Avenatti's tweets figure in his Nike indictment, characterized as part of the scheme, because of course they are.
/6 Meanwhile, in the separate THIRD indictment faced by the man who called me and told me I would never amount to anything, Avenatti is accused of stealing some of Stormy Daniels' (or "Victim-1") advance on a book contract.
/7 The third indictment alleges Avenatti used Stormy's money to pay payroll for his firm, for his coffee business, for "insurance, hotels, car services, restaurant and meal delivery," and for -- wait for it -- wait for it ----
/8 --- $1,900 to "Client-2" in Los Angeles, who is almost certainly the client Avenatti is charged here in Los Angeles with ripping off. In other words, it appears the indictment charges that Avenatti stole money from Daniels to make lulling payments to a different victim.
/9 This is EXACTLY why you need a good accountant.
/10 The third indictment -- the one about Stormy Daniels, not to be confused with the federal indictment about trying to extort Nike or the one about protracted tax dipshyttery -- describes Avenatti's lulling communications to Stormy Daniels in detail.
/11 When Daniels asked unjustifiably politely where her book advance was Avenatti responded in a very brief, unsatisfactory, and perfunctory fashion, which no doubt [REMAINDER OF JOKE DELETED]
/12 Anywho, in Federal Criminal Indictment 3/3 Avenatti's charged with wire fraud and aggravated identify theft, but very unusually, not with conspiracy, possibly because there was literally nobody else in the world stupid enough to try this
/13 Indictments are accusations by a government that responsible people should not trust or take at face value, and which should be vigorously tested by capable advocates, before neutral judges and juries who do not favor one side over the other, and also I should get a pony.
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this was your guy, though 
and this IS yoursthis was your guy, though
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i dont think i've ever been as embarrassed for HL as when this guy was being touted as a potential nominee
"we need a fighter"
"we need a fighter"
who hasn't beenthis was your guy, though
hillary, avenatti, kamala, now warren. napoleon uses his political affiliation like the cheapest whore in the street
i dont think i've ever been as embarrassed for HL as when this guy was being touted as a potential nominee
"we need a fighter"
I'm not going to lie, I liked his moxy. But we did say he better be clean if he was going to be talking big shyt.
He wasn't.
