"Average looking male with no money, no aura, and no gym membership seeks dime" - Thecoli.com

Houston911

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You weirdos are trying to disrupt the natural order of the universe. Imagine how silly you would look going to a bentley dealership talking bout

"I want the bentley GT. I've been approved for a 20k loan, lets make it happen!"

Nah breh, you better take your ass to carmax. :ufdup:
 

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That's not needed to get a dime.

You either have it or don't

One woman can be a ten in your eyes , she views you as a 4

One woman can be a 10 in your eyes
She views you as a ten

Theres women out there you would :noah: for who are with a 5'6 135lb, nikka working at jiffy lube for 12.50 a hour stuttering like Ron harper
 
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"Aura"? :wtf:

nikkas need "aura" to get with these bytches, now? :wtf:

The fukk is this, Dragon Ball Z? :wtf:


Hit the club like
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MidniteJay

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"Aura"? :wtf:

nikkas need "aura" to get with these bytches, now? :wtf:

The fukk is this, Dragon Ball Z? :wtf:

:deadmanny:

But breh means charisma or charm. The type of dude that people like to be around.

If you're a neutral, lame, boring, and behind the scenes type you ain't getting no dimes. IMO I'm not ugly but I'm not handsome either, even my hairline is on point and this is where I'm at :mjcry:
 
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