Tenchi Ryu
Ashtray B!tch
Bout to walk up in the club like
"Average looking male with no money, no aura, and no gym membership seeks dime" - Thecoli.com
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Sometimes I feel like I need to leave this site before some of this shyt rubs off on meDressing well is irrelevant to getting women now a days?you coli nikkas say that stupidest shyt sometimes
Tis true.
The problem is when they run across a dude who is intelligent, makes them laugh, feel special, AND is chiseled, well-paid, and has gravitas.
shyt if I had any idea how to dress, that'd basically be me.
Someone help me brehs!
They have, he's picky af
He has higher standards than me but has no approach game.
He's the prototypical coli breh + some height and some education
But the older he gets the more he's realizing this.
I'm just worried about his lame approaches.
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I trained Sheng Long and Shonuff
You weirdos are trying to disrupt the natural order of the universe. Imagine how silly you would look going to a bentley dealership talking bout
"I want the bentley GT. I've been approved for a 20k loan, lets make it happen!"
Nah breh, you better take your ass to carmax.
cosign. You gotta bunch of nikkas renting an apartment, pushing a 8 year old camry, with a gut and only $1500 in their savings account thinking they doing something 
If people spent as much time improving themselves as they do crying
KravenMorehead™
Barrel Brothers.®
"Aura"?
nikkas need "aura" to get with these bytches, now?
The fukk this is, Dragon Ball Z?
i know u being facetious too
catch this rep
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I trained Sheng Long and Shonuff
If people spent as much time improving themselves as they do crying
Surprisingly improving yourself actually works
In high school I was shy, nervous around girls, and had zero game. I took a few years and worked on my personality and confidence and all of a sudden I was pulling
. Men and women today are too damn egotistical to look in the mirror and admit they're the problem
It honestly is.
I hear women talk about how easy I am to be around all the time.
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I trained Sheng Long and Shonuff
Dressing well is irrelevant to getting women now a days?
Naw he's right. I don't even wear clothes anymore when I'm trying to pull hoes. I just tape my certs to my body and use my Brehzillian Jujitsu belt to hold my pants up
Blackout
just your usual nerdy brotha
Funny thing is that dudes with less be fukking these "dimes"
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I trained Sheng Long and Shonuff
I know dudes without a car and no bank account smashing above average chicks. As long as you front, you can get everything for these chicks. It ain't hard to do at all.
Now with a borrowed luxury whip and a huge bank account, then the world is yours
MrPentatonic
Superstar
Sometimes I feel like I need to leave this site before some of this shyt rubs off on me