Average sized Man vs 30 cats

[Rollie Forbes]

Cats with the easy victory

@3Rivers
@Pseudonym
Can you PLEASE bless us with smilies for these 3 pics?

 

[Ghost Utmost]

Yeah. 30 is too many.

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Id die like


They would probably accept my worthiness and kill my enemies though in all likelihood

 

[The Half-Blood FKA Prince]

I saw 2 cats once ganging up to take down a third with lethal intentions.

After witnessing how they tried to do freh, i wouldnt want no life or death level smoke with even one cat.


Knowing that its on sight with 30 of them looking for me

 

[Tryna Makit]

Cats ain't even the hardest in they own weight class.

To small
To frail
No power behind they slashes or bites
No rings
Not qualified to face me.


Would I be scratched up? yes.
Have bite marks? yep
But Dead from 1000 paper cuts tho???

Nah Cats ain't heavy enough..... shiiiiid I'm a big enough dude that I've accidentally sat on a cat once and broke it's leg....

Lil Frail fukks could never

 

[Jesus Is Lord]

3 cars could kill a man

Yup. My uncle Bobby was hit by a car, and he died.

But yes 3 cats will murk a man.

 

[JulesMusic719]

Hold this L cat set

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Cats ain't even the hardest in they own weight class.

To small
To frail
No power behind they slashes or bites
No rings
Not qualified to face me.


Would I be scratched up? yes.
Have bite marks? yep
But Dead from 1000 paper cuts tho???

Nah Cats ain't heavy enough..... shiiiiid I'm a big enough dude that I've accidentally sat on a cat once and broke it's leg....

Lil Frail fukks could never

You couldn't even take Pinky the cat solo dolo

 

[OfTheCross]

30 cats deadset on killing you





Homie followed that boy to the backyard after staring and crooning for a bit outside the window

That cat had Hunter x Hunter level bloodlust

Imagine 30 of those

Naw your ass is dead

If you ain't a p*ssy you could punt that bytch.

I'm taking the man if he's mentally prepared for the challenge and has a longsleeve shirt, jeans, and boots on.

 

[Tryna Makit]

You couldn't even take Pinky the cat solo dolo

You mean the cat that is too weak to pull itself free from it's restraints?

The same cat that after all that hoopin' and hissing.... didn't even draw a drop of blood?



The same cat that was clearly trying to be rescued? And not stomped to death?!

Had one person in that whole video decided ya know what? I'ma kick this lil mf across the fukkin street....the cat would be kicked, yeeted even!
And that would be the end of Pinky..... easy

 

[Lord_nikon]

All you need is a laser and a good leather belt

Or 30 cucumbers

 

[King Poetic]

Cats wipin a nikka out

 

[The Guru]

If cats were brain dead mutants like dogs, they'd be an absolute terror in these streets.

 

[Bugzbunny129]

Imagine getting punked by a housecat. Lmao…

man look...i almost had my eye clawed out by one agitated cat that couldnt get at a cat outside so he got startled when i walked in the room....30?....you DEAD

and closed casket, "damn that was fukked up how they did him" DEAD

Oh…oh my…

 

[Astroslik]

Im stomping out heads