AVthaPHARAOH Presents: Jail Stories & Other fukkery, Vol. 1

[A.V.]

At the request of @Mowgli here's the start of something I'll keep the Coli posted on. You won't believe half of the funny, fukked up, violent, and straight up shyt that takes place in America's legal system. I don't have time (I'm packing some things to relocate to my next temporary crib) now, but I'll update the thread with the story behind these pictures later.

From an incident that occurred my 3rd day in the jail, trying to bail out (and call my people to give them the bail bondsman's number) on a $173,000 bond.

Got 40 days in the hole for this. Most of it's fabricated, I'll explain why it was fabricated & what was real, later. But I also got a street case (municipal/misdemeanor) for it as well. Both of them shyts getting out of court.

 

[Mowgli]

yes yes yes

 

[Larry Lobster]

"Imma kill you, you fukking sand ******"

 

[Arithmetic]

 

[Colicat]

Stop glorifying your trifling bullshyt

 

[iBrowse]

 

[Dwolf]

@BillCosbyAteMyHomework

 

[Mowgli]

Stop glorifying your trifling bullshyt

Jail stories make me not go to jail.

 

[Colicat]

Jail stories make me not go to jail.

Cut the crap... This isn't a stay out of jail PSA

This is a give me my stripes chest thump

Black boy lost

 

[-G$-]

Sub

 

[dBoyFresh*212]

40 days in seg for that



fukk jail breh put all that behind and stay focused

 

[A.V.]

"Imma kill you, you fukking sand ******"

I actually never said that. I'll explain why the charges were even pressed on me in the first place, just give me a little time, I'm on the move.

Stop glorifying your trifling bullshyt

nikka your fakkit ass cheerleading in every thread of mine. Why you can't just keep it moving if it don't suit you? It's a difference between glorifying and CAPITALIZING, word to what I'm about to make happen.

I don't NEED stripes nikka, I have a Bachelors in Business Administration. I don't NEED daps, I got real nikkas on my team, from shooters to bad bytches, to cats in the Military and Mason lodges. I don't need your respect or approval fakkit, I fukks wit me, so get back to your regularly scheduled cockgobbling, because Mr. A.V. is not on the menu, sir.

I got songs just for peons like you who can't see the bigger picture. My album actually is a DETERRENT from the prison/street life, and you'd understand that if you weren't so quick to jump to conclusions and dikk ride. fukk out my thread, funboy.

Jail stories make me not go to jail.

Don't tell this clown ass nikka nothing...

Cut the crap... This isn't a stay out of jail PSA

This is a give me my stripes chest thump

Black boy lost

This is a request by @Mowgli being answered. You're such a bytch nikka. I'd smack fire out you in real life but you not worth the time. All that shyt you pop behind the screen is no better than the "Black Boy Lost" type of nikka you got me mistaken for. I'll knock you out and piss on you. On camera. Try me. I'm everywhere.

 

[WHIPPEDCream]

 

[dBoyFresh*212]

Damn this nikka just sonned @Panthera something serious

 

[Colicat]

nikka your fakkit ass cheerleading in every thread of mine. Why you can't just keep it moving if it don't suit you? It's a difference between glorifying and CAPITALIZING, word to what I'm about to make happen. I don't NEED stripes nikka, I have a Bachelors in Business Administration. I don't NEED daps, I got real nikkas on my team, from shooters to bad bytches, to cats in the Military and Mason lodges. I don't need your respect or approval fakkit, I fukks wit me, so get back to your regularly scheduled cockgobbling, because Mr. A.V. is not on the menu, sir. I got songs just for peons like you who can't see the bigger picture. My album actually is a DETERRENT from the prison/street life, and you'd understand that if you weren't so quick to jump to conclusions and dikk ride. fukk out my thread, funboy.

This is a request by @Mowgli being answered. You're such a bytch nikka. I'd smack fire out you in real life but you not worth the time. All that shyt you pop behind the screen is no better than the "Black Boy Lost" type of nikka you got me mistaken for. I'll knock you out and piss on you. On camera. Try me. I'm everywhere.

You have done years in jail and you are on your way back.... There is no mistaking you

I have never once cheered on your ignorance.... and please... Knock me out on camera... So you can do exactly what you are accustomed to... Years in prison