Ay bro, Didn't I tell you to ask next time you wanted to use any of my stuff?

[DuncanWebayama]

He took a few of my cheeze nips...two hot dogs (he didn't even take any buns...) so I got 2 hot dogs left and 4 buns fam...and he took some oreos like I wouldn't find out...son also drank a little of my open red bull...

I called him out, "Yo, who da fukk took my shyt, it's either you or the other guy that ain't here, and best bet we gonna settle this"

"Well I took a few cookies"
"Didn't I tell you to ask me any time you even think about touching my shyt?"
"Well yea"
"So why'd you take it?"
"Because you weren't here to ask"

Fam...We gonna throw hands, trust me on this one, Ima post the video on worldstar and everything. Homeboy hella quiet now, cuz he know how furious I am.

I'm playin all my music loud as fukk, mind you this is a primarily non african american dormitory, so he know how I'm gettin ready to ride on his punk ass.

I'm so fukking furious man

 

[Rekkapryde]

just get that nikka back when he got some shyt.....

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

ya i'm sure he can hear you typing furiously into that keyboard

 

[DuncanWebayama]

just get that nikka back when he got some shyt.....

fam, he dont ever go out grocery shopping.

Peep this ish..

So a few weeks back, I bought a 4 roll toilet paper since we were out.
It just finished 2 nights ago...So I come in late drunk and shyt, and I'm like...

"Yo, you know we dont have any more toilet paper right?"
and he's like
"Well I have one that I'm holding for myself because I have a cold"

I'm like

 

[HookersandIceCream]

You gonna end up with his white pale nuts on your chin

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

Do you keep count of your Cheeze Nips™ my nikka

I didnt know that was the wave.

 

[DuncanWebayama]

Do you keep count of your Cheeze Nips™ my nikka

I didnt know that was the wave.

how'd you find out yer bike was missin breh?

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

how'd you find out yer bike was missin breh?

I saw the dude on it and took it home

 

[DuncanWebayama]

I saw the dude on it and took it home

Exactly, ain't hard to tell when somethin is missin breh

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

You might have to do like Vincent D'Onfrio off Full Metal Jacket and put you some donuts in a footlocker fam

I've been there. It's an inconvenience, but I've had to lock food away from family members and stuff...the only other alternative was to fight them. Find you a mini fridge and freezer with a lock on it.

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

Exactly, ain't hard to tell when somethin is missin breh

A bike in your yard is easier to miss than 5 out of 103 Cheese Nips

 

[Soundwave]

Fam...We gonna throw hands, trust me on this one, Ima post the video on worldstar and everything.

"Yo, you know we dont have any more toilet paper right?"
and he's like
"Well I have one that I'm holding for myself because I have a cold"

I'm like

:lolhov::lolhov::lolhov:

I'm not laughing at your pain, I'm laughing at your description

... fukk it, I'm laughing at your pain :yao::yao::yao:

 

[Soundbwoy]

thank god i dont have to put up with this shyt

 

[Jparker]

He said "primarily non African American"

 

[melraH]

either beat his ass and catch a charge cause he sounds llike a cac from what you saying.
or get ex lax make some brownies just casually mention them in a phone convo and make sure he is listening. I bet you he wont touch your food again. nobody ever touches my food at work anymore