Ayo f'really real talk - How did Superman...

[prophecypro]

Anytime he had sex it was usually when he lost his powers or when his girl had powers too. But there was a couple of times in Smallville where I think he did when he had powers and Lois was normal.

 

[Taadow]

He took her to the Red Sun fukk room. A room that has a red sun uv light that he uses to blow her back out. But what he doesn't know is...that is where I hid a couple of assassins......to merk him and his bytch...

So...he was givin' her the Red Light Special??

 

[Ziggiy]

he got his ass whopped in that diner and was like fukk this

Man I saw that as a kid and was like

I didn't even truly understand what simping was back then but THAT shyt put me on game.

Was the cinematic equivalent of Samson cutting his hair off for Delilah

Clarke- "Mother I LOVE her"

Jor El-


Then he got his ASS handed him and woke the fukk up