Ayo why nikkas act like they ain't never fu*ked a ugly bytch before?

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Some women look alot better with clothes than they do naked :francis:

Bruh. This is THE TRUTH. ALMOST smashed a Swedish cougar back in my younger days. Passed up on a Russian who was younger, curvy and looked like a Latina because the Swedish female was a layup she was so damn thirsty.

The Swedish female LOOKED like she had junk in the trunk.

:obama:

Went to her apartment... she brought out the wine and one thing led to another. I was squeezing on her ass and thighs and was talking that "I can't wait to get you out of this and fukk the shot outta you!"

:jawalrus:

She was on some "I look better in clothes" bs and I thought she was on that fake modest shyt like she didn't know what brothers like...

:sas1:

Mannn... got in her bedroom and started pulling her clothes off...

:why:

That shyt looked like I popped open a can of Pillsbury biscuits. White fat oozing everywhere.

:to:

The only thing holding it in place was her tight ass pants. Then her titties were a sloppy mess with inverted nipples.

:dahell:

I couldn't do it. My dikk went from Hulk to Banner.

:whoa:

I started acting like I got too drunk. I kinda was. And instead of risking a DUI I had to sleep with this chick. Not smash but lay there hoping she wouldn't try anything.

:scust:

She knew I was turned off which made it more awkward. She kept trying to make feel better about rejecting her by saying she needed to lose weight.

:usure:

Drove home the next morning regretting passing on the Russian but there was no chance after I went home with her friend.

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Kenyan West

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Have sex with women that could accidentally give you an ugly offspring, brehs

Lesson in there.

Every nig smashed a few moonwolves and fruitbats in their lives. It's just when you make it a habit you should be clowned.

Even ugly bytches have redeeming qualities. Some have fat asses. Big ass titties, amazing dome. Some cook their asses off, some break bread with zero qualms.

As long as you ain't trying to cuff 3/10s, we good. Can't have that self hate energy in my circle. :lolbron:
 

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I did and do now..they have to have nice little body tho..

The ugly girls while I'm fukking i call them foxy or coffy...just so i can imagine fukking a young pam grier..
 

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I've gotten my penis sucked, but I've never hit an ugly chick. You can live with accidentally getting an attractive woman pregnant if she not a bird. Forget it about it if she's ugly.
 

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I don't fukk ugly chicks...

I wouldn't even let an ugly chick blow me

I don't fukk with short chicks either

I am a her elbows are too pointy type of guy

:yeshrug:
 
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