Back in 2000, my girlfriend at that time was acting real distant when she came back from her girls' trip to Jamaica

[Buckeye Fever]

One word answers

Moving away from me when I try to pull her close to cuddle

Falling asleep in the basement with an empty bottle of rum and a dildo on the floor

I was told to never let your girl go to Jamaica because massages like these are too common

 

[Collateral]

One word answers

Moving away from my when I try to pull her close to cuddle

Falling asleep in the basement with an empty bottle of rum and a dildo on the floor

I was told to never let your girl go to Jamaica because massages like these are too common

Ayo

Ya wife was fantasizing about the jooking she was getting on vacation by the rudebwoys

You’ve gon thru it so the rest of the Coli wouldn’t have to. You a good man, breh

 

[BmoreGorilla]

I just came back from Jamaica last week. I can definitely see how some shyt could go down. Some of those resort workers turn into sex workers at nite. Even the women

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Ayo

Ya wife was fantasizing about the jooking she was getting on vacation by the rudebwoys

You’ve gon thru it so the rest of the Coli wouldn’t have to. You a good man, breh

My current wife wouldn't be on that shyt

My girlfriends when I was younger though.... some damn whores

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

In for the classic

 

[Collateral]

My current wife wouldn't be on that shyt

My girlfriends when I was younger though.... some damn whores

They were passport hoeing before passport bros were broing

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

One word answers

Moving away from my when I try to pull her close to cuddle

Falling asleep in the basement with an empty bottle of rum and a dildo on the floor

I was told to never let your girl go to Jamaica because massages like these are too common

She try to hit you up once she got old and ugly?

 

[Buckeye Fever]

They were passport hoeing before passport bros were broing

They definitely need on the passport tip a LONG time. Women just do better at keeping it low key.

They get rid of all evidence, down to Dexter's dikk on their breath


Yeah mon

 

[Buckeye Fever]

She try to hit you up once she got old and ugly?

If she did, I didn't have the same # for her to find me

 

[BmoreGorilla]

When I was there me and my girl went to one of those shows they have at nite. This so happened to be the dancehall one. The chicks who were part of the day time activity crew had a twerk contest

One of them dropped and did a split. She had on a dress and no panties and had a big ol ass


When she hit the split the crowd went wild. I immediately stood up and hit the

Glanced to the left and saw my girl like

I immediately sat my ass down

 

[b. woods]

My current wife wouldn't be on that shyt

My girlfriends when I was younger though.... some damn whores

They acted like that because you didn't stand up for yourself when that fumbling-ass RB got you blamed for your team's L.

 

[Kasgoinjail]

Someone said getting rubbed down on one of those rafts counts as a body

 

[newarkhiphop]

One word answers

Moving away from me when I try to pull her close to cuddle

Falling asleep in the basement with an empty bottle of rum and a dildo on the floor

I was told to never let your girl go to Jamaica because massages like these are too common