“Back in my heyday, I would kill Michael Jordan one-on-one...” - Lavar Ball / Wants $1B for the boys

calh45

Cal
Joined
Apr 30, 2012
Messages
11,961
Reputation
2,162
Daps
42,027
Mike ain't gonna blackball somebody for talking shyt. If anything, there's a much better chance of Jordan running up on dude at his local gym and telling him to D up.

You seriously think petty ass MJ that was throwing daggers in his HOF speech, paying off folks to win shytty little bets, and verbally murdering Muggsy Bogues at the free throw line, and countless other shyt is just gonna turn the other cheek?? Nah. He using Mike's name for publicity. It's more than just shyt talking. I'm pretty sure Mike read the story, laughed, and said "A billion? Ok." and sent a text to Phil Knight with a link and laughing. That's all it probably takes at this point.
 

Air Nikes N Hats

Poor mans Johnny Football Lifestyle!
Joined
May 28, 2012
Messages
2,753
Reputation
375
Daps
4,490
Reppin
SINY!!
Feel for the kids.....but also can't wait for the first time one of the Ball boys takes an elbow to the face from Dwight Howard while going for a rebound.
 

THEREALBRAND

Eterno Menino
Supporter
Joined
Apr 30, 2012
Messages
23,087
Reputation
5,250
Daps
81,596
Reppin
Eu Sou O Segundo
You seriously think petty ass MJ that was throwing daggers in his HOF speech, paying off folks to win shytty little bets, and verbally murdering Muggsy Bogues at the free throw line, and countless other shyt is just gonna turn the other cheek?? Nah. He using Mike's name for publicity. It's more than just shyt talking. I'm pretty sure Mike read the story, laughed, and said "A billion? Ok." and sent a text to Phil Knight with a link and laughing. That's all it probably takes at this point.

Exactly. Jordan is the type of dude that would give the dad a 6 figure job in the Hornets' front office, take him out to buy a house and some cars in Charlotte, and then fire him on the first day.

fux8nd.jpg
 

#1 pick

The Smart Negroes
Supporter
Joined
Jul 13, 2012
Messages
77,626
Reputation
11,579
Daps
200,282
Reppin
Lamb of God
Dead ass. He just MURDERED his kid's chance at any sort of big money by coming at the throne. The only way you can get big money is be 1) a can't miss once in a generation athlete (Bron, MJ, or Tiger) or 2) cause a bidding with Nike vs the world. His kid ain't #1 and after him throwing this bullshyt out we already know Mike made that call.

It's like Chuck said. It's cool to pump for your kids, but he's going wayyyyyyy too far. Earl and Richard fought for Tiger and Venus/Serena, but knew when to get the hell out of the way. This cat is working his way towards being a 30 for 30 Marinovich style.
LaVar is actually a great interview. Ya'll be taking soundclips and running with em.

 

zayk35

Superstar
Joined
Jul 21, 2012
Messages
12,912
Reputation
2,702
Daps
46,672
Reppin
Escondido California
I wanted to defend dude I really wanted to run with the "father looking out and taking control of his kids before the sharks come" narrative...but this dude gonna fuk around and sign with some shytty Chinese company out sheer stupidity
 

calh45

Cal
Joined
Apr 30, 2012
Messages
11,961
Reputation
2,162
Daps
42,027
LaVar is actually a great interview. Ya'll be taking soundclips and running with em.



There ain't no way to take "Back in my heyday, I would kill Michael Jordan one-on-one" out of context. It's stupid enough that it should be ran with and he should know better, but that's why I said he was using Mike's name for pub. Mike don't fukk with people making money off him.
 

Blackrogue

Superstar
Joined
Mar 19, 2015
Messages
14,354
Reputation
4,496
Daps
47,544
Reppin
Nai
Barkley is one thing, but MJ is the last dude you want to be talking crazy about :whoa:


He has the financial means and the necessary levels of pettiness to s#it on this man and his family for the rest of their natural lives.

It'd be funny if one of the bros ends up in Charlotte and the Dad hangs around and talks shyt to MJ and that's when they play that game of one on one cause MJ wants to give him that reality check
:mjgrin:
 

#1 pick

The Smart Negroes
Supporter
Joined
Jul 13, 2012
Messages
77,626
Reputation
11,579
Daps
200,282
Reppin
Lamb of God
There ain't no way to take "Back in my heyday, I would kill Michael Jordan one-on-one" out of context. It's stupid enough that it should be ran with and he should know better, but that's why I said he was using Mike's name for pub. Mike don't fukk with people making money off him.
He talking shyt, that's what nikkas do. I used to talk shyt. I'll tell you I will beat you 21 to 0 and do it. I don't care if you the leading scorer, scoring 23 ppg. When you play me, you ain't scoring and you can't stop me so you gonna be my personal bytch. It is what it is.
 
Top