Yall coli nikkas aint shyt
I just got into it with this c00n I work with. Now keep in mind me and this nikka don't really get along anyway. nikka is like 50 years old 5'4 and a bodybuilder and shyt. Always trying to assert his dominance to make up for his lack of height. I always call him out on his bullshyt so he rarely even talks to me anymore. Anyway, he's showing us an old family picture of him and his German ex-wife with her two white kids from a previous marriage.
Dude had a tux on and was standing to the side of the couch they were sitting on
I was like "Benson, why you look like the help in your own family pic?"
All my coworkers dying laughng and shyt. He's like, "What is that supposed to mean?" All smug and shyt. I said, "Fool they got you looking like Geoffrey from the Fresh Prince but in this case the Banks are white."
He got all pissed off talking bout "Ive had it up to hear with you buddy. You really think your funny don't you sport?" He walked out and ran to my boss like a bytch. Now were supposed to have a "sit down" later to hash things out.
shyt got me thinking. The first time I ever heard somebody refer to the only nikka in a family picture as the help was on here. I had to chuckle to myself. The coli has officially made an influence on my real life. nikkas on my team said they were gonna start calling the nikka Benson from now on.
Anybody else have stories where the coli influenced them irl?
