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Melba’s on Monday night.... identity lounge on the weekend (out the county on the west side).... the Windsor ( on the weekend of u like ratchet bytches) the power plant in the weekend (mixed environment, lots of pawgs tho) fed hill (again, mixed environments but lots of pawg)
There an area called “the block” it’s a bunch of strip club... foxy lady and some other joint.... the bytches get butt ass Nekkid and be phat as shyt... lots of hose bytches are freaks too. You can probably book one of em.

There some after hour spots in the city too that stay open to 5 am but u gotta be “in the know” u can take your weed and drink in this spots but I don’t advise going to one of these spots without a nikka or two with u... shyt can pop off at these spots.

Lapolappas out Elliott city (lots of Latin bytches)

Go to Towson on the weekend. They have a Greene turtle out there that has a rooftop and on the weekend that thang be FLOODED WITH BISHES.... nice ones too.

Savannah’s in eastern ave on Friday nights...... they have good drink n food specials. Lots of little thots go in there

Oxygen lounge on Calvert Street has some dope day parties on the weekend sometimes they are open at night too of course

Moby’s in Fells point but the bishes usually are young .... no older than about 25/26 yrs

Nottingham’s in Columbia is a dope bar to go to on the weekend at night

Best pizza - Pizza Johns (NO NOT PAPA JOHNS..... fukk that nikka) it’s in the Essex area..... bro trust me this pizza is MONEYYYY!

Chicken boxes - Massey’s (downtown but it’s round the corner from the hood/ projects) so if u go late at night on the weekend stay on point... shyt could possibly jump off in there

Souls food- Georgia peach (Owings Mills)
Shareef’s (bel air rd on the east
Side)
Granny’s
Colin’s (out the county on the
West side)

Seafood- G &M seafood in Lithicum
(ANYWHERE DOWNTOWN/ harbor area)



Hope this helps G!


That's a good list. Isn't Towson kinda young too though? I never mess with it but I always assumed their bars would be dominated by college kids.

I definitely fukk with the mall though
 

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That’s my spot...flooded with college hoes

lmaoooo I hear u bro.... I figured I was dropping way too much knowledge on this thread. Might be some squares listening

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That's a good list. Isn't Towson kinda young too though? I never mess with it but I always assumed their bars would be dominated by college kids.

I definitely fukk with the mall though

During school it is kinda college dominated but there are gems in there too. You’ll definitely come across broads in their late 20’s and early 30’s too.... if u a young baby faced lookin nikka that shouldn’t be an issue

:pachaha:


And Townson Mall?
:dwillhuh:







Nikka don’t even get me started.

:jawalrus:


I done seen some of THE BADDEST bishes in my life in that mall over the years.
:smugfavre:

I was in there bout a week or two ago bout to go grab these air max’s. I seen so many bad chicks it ain’t make no sense. Of all races and complexions too. I’m like ga damn wtf y’all whores be hiding at when y’all not in the mall?? Cause y’all walkin around this bytch like cattle on a farm my lord.

:whoo:
 

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Federal Hill or Fells Point if you wanna hang out. Parking in those neighborhoods is a bytch...

I don't know if the Sandlot is still Open since it's falls now
Stay out of Mount Vernon tho..:dame::wrist:

You got 2 casinos to choose from.

Seafood, just about anywhere you go is good, just stay away from chain restaurants like Phillips .
Moe's is good, but yeah you'll have more than enough choices.

And stay away from Baltimore street altogether.
Can't believe I almost dapped this blasphemy :wow:
If you go to Lexington, stop at Connie's. Saturday Morning Cafe is a dope, low-key spot for breakfast. Fed hill is the best area for bar hopping, and harbor east is good for seni-fancy eateries. I think the rest of my suggestions have already been mentioned.
 
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Can't believe I almost dapped this blasphemy :wow:
If you go to Lexington, stop at Connie's. Saturday Morning Cafe is a dope, low-key spot for breakfast. Fed hill is the best area for bar hopping, and harbor east is good for seni-fancy eateries. I think the rest of my suggestions have already been mentioned.

Yeah my fault, I need to edit that post. I only said it because I don't with fukk strip clubs...never have :manny:
 

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During school it is kinda college dominated but there are gems in there too. You’ll definitely come across broads in their late 20’s and early 30’s too.... if u a young baby faced lookin nikka that shouldn’t be an issue

:pachaha:


And Townson Mall?
:dwillhuh:







Nikka don’t even get me started.

:jawalrus:


I done seen some of THE BADDEST bishes in my life in that mall over the years.
:smugfavre:

I was in there bout a week or two ago bout to go grab these air max’s. I seen so many bad chicks it ain’t make no sense. Of all races and complexions too. I’m like ga damn wtf y’all whores be hiding at when y’all not in the mall?? Cause y’all walkin around this bytch like cattle on a farm my lord.

:whoo:


Truth! A lot of talent passes through Towson town

:wow:
 

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Where’s a good place for glasses? I don’t see sh*t I want in Houston

I’ll be downtown off light street
 

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Melba’s on Monday night.... identity lounge on the weekend (out the county on the west side).... the Windsor ( on the weekend of u like ratchet bytches) the power plant in the weekend (mixed environment, lots of pawgs tho) fed hill (again, mixed environments but lots of pawg)
There an area called “the block” it’s a bunch of strip club... foxy lady and some other joint.... the bytches get butt ass Nekkid and be phat as shyt... lots of hose bytches are freaks too. You can probably book one of em.

There some after hour spots in the city too that stay open to 5 am but u gotta be “in the know” u can take your weed and drink in this spots but I don’t advise going to one of these spots without a nikka or two with u... shyt can pop off at these spots.

Lapolappas out Elliott city (lots of Latin bytches)

Go to Towson on the weekend. They have a Greene turtle out there that has a rooftop and on the weekend that thang be FLOODED WITH BISHES.... nice ones too.

Savannah’s in eastern ave on Friday nights...... they have good drink n food specials. Lots of little thots go in there

Oxygen lounge on Calvert Street has some dope day parties on the weekend sometimes they are open at night too of course

Moby’s in Fells point but the bishes usually are young .... no older than about 25/26 yrs

Nottingham’s in Columbia is a dope bar to go to on the weekend at night

Best pizza - Pizza Johns (NO NOT PAPA JOHNS..... fukk that nikka) it’s in the Essex area..... bro trust me this pizza is MONEYYYY!

Chicken boxes - Massey’s (downtown but it’s round the corner from the hood/ projects) so if u go late at night on the weekend stay on point... shyt could possibly jump off in there

Souls food- Georgia peach (Owings Mills)
Shareef’s (bel air rd on the east
Side)
Granny’s
Colin’s (out the county on the
West side)

Seafood- G &M seafood in Lithicum
(ANYWHERE DOWNTOWN/ harbor area)



Hope this helps G!
Is this list still current. Looking for some lounge type spots. Or even sone clubs. Music and drinks on a Saturday night
 

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I am strongly thinking of living in Baltimore for 1-2 months (i work remote). I'm familiar with the city and i have family in DMV (which is nearby).

Any recommendations?
 

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I am strongly thinking of living in Baltimore for 1-2 months (i work remote). I'm familiar with the city and i have family in DMV (which is nearby).

Any recommendations?


How are your parallel parking skills?

And what is your fukkery tolerance? It can get loud on the weekends depending on where you are and of course parking could really turn into a bytch from Thursday to Sunday if you're near a bar strip.

Me personally, I'd probably do a 2 month rental in brewer's hill if you're looking for a quiet safe neighborhood that's near all of the action.


I was briefly talking to a brehette last year who was a lawyer who's job was actually in NYC but worked remotely in Baltimore. She had a dope 1 BR apartment in fells point that had its own parking garage. Her place ran her $3000/month though.
 

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How are your parallel parking skills?

And what is your fukkery tolerance? It can get loud on the weekends depending on where you are and of course parking could really turn into a bytch from Thursday to Sunday if you're near a bar strip.

Me personally, I'd probably do a 2 month rental in brewer's hill if you're looking for a quiet safe neighborhood that's near all of the action.


I was briefly talking to a brehette last year who was a lawyer who's job was actually in NYC but worked remotely in Baltimore. She had a dope 1 BR apartment in fells point that had its own parking garage. Her place ran her $3000/month though.

I found a unit for a total price for $2k per month.

Do i need a car? I do pretty well in car centric Houston without using my car.
 

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Some good shyt in here.. Been in bmore a a few yrs nd had no clue of these spots
 
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