Bandman Kevo explains why he pays $12,000 for p*ssy

[Cat piss martini]

Glad I wasnt born in this weirdo era.
If i cant talk up on p*ssy it aint mine
to soak in.
bytch cant have a bite out of a cold
onion out my fridge.

 

[Oatmeal]

This. Tf y’all talkin about $5,000

I’m questioning it and being pissed at myself if I spend $100 on a date and still ain’t smash

So that’s outdated thinking especially with dating apps. I‘ve had a small % put out on first dates, and a huge % who do on a 2nd date. Chicks nowadays look at dating as just confirmation you’re normal. That 2nd date more likely than not they ready

So we talkin $200 max. Not to mention not every date has to be dinner or be expensive you lazy fukks

1st day walk in the park grab a snack $15 , 2nd date walk on the beach get ice cream $25.....you can smash for a funky $40

 

[Deus]

Rather pull a Trey Songz then putting a down payment on a female body part

You gonna rape a woman?

 

[Crayola Coyote]

You gonna rape a woman?

Man ain’t rape nobody

 

[J.E.T.S]

It's no pu$$y worth 12,000. I don't care if you have the money or not

You a lie.

I’m more than likely would pay for Shamayne or Rachelfit.

 

[Deus]

Man ain’t rape nobody

Sorry, "allegedly"

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[beenz]

1st day walk in the park grab a snack $15 , 2nd date walk on the beach get ice cream $25.....you can smash for a funky $40

these dates ain't gonna fly in cold weather cities in the winter time.

but in the summer......yessir

 

[Tommy Lee Jones]

He’s probably lying in his tiny head he thinks it’s a flex to spend $12 k on one piece of p*ssy. To him it’s $12 is nothing to me

 

[semicko82]

You a lie.

I’m more than likely would pay for Shamayne or Rachelfit.

12000 though
You a better man than me

 

[blues_funk_reggae]

I paid for p*ssy once & immediately regretted it, like as soon as I nutted I was awash with shame Prostitutes don't respect you & most actually hate the men they fukk, I mean, shyt they hate themselves, that's why they sell their body.

This past Saturday, I went out with a girl. Originally from PA, moved out here for work. Half black & Puerto Rican but she looks like a regular brownskin girl, you wouldn't know she was mixed if she didn't tell you. Hair in a bun, cute face, C cup boobs, regular butt. I spit my game in the skincare aisle at Target & we had been talking since early December. We went hiking for 3 hours, talking about life & laughing hysterically the entire time, then we went for burritos. We kissed, then we went inside her apartment & fukked in the kitchen while her roommate was gone.

It's better to date & mess with a 6 that likes you for you than a bad bytch that's fukking you out of transactional obligation.

nothing but facts.

 

[Elim Garak]

Him and Tryin Turner got separated at birth.

 

[GetSomeMoney]

all these rappers and athletes are paying

The unfortunate truth is they kind of have too. Definitely not condoning 12k for some p*ssy but if you are famous and rich, you aren't getting "free" p*ssy without more risk. One of the NBA players said it before, the nikkas that were getting the most p*ssy were the lesser known ones.

 

[J.E.T.S]

12000 though
You a better man than me

Of course I’d haggle that price like OfferUp first…

 

[beenz]

The unfortunate truth is they kind of have too. Definitely not condoning 12k for some p*ssy but if you are famous and rich, you aren't getting "free" p*ssy without more risk. One of the NBA players said it before, the nikkas that were getting the most p*ssy were the lesser known ones.

goes to show you that being famous/rich ain't even what it's cracked up to be if u still gotta pay for p*ssy and discretion, whereas us regular dudes don't ever have to do this shyt.

 

[Roid Jones]

Smh, Imagine paying for pvssy and that large amount too for a chick just because she has a phat ass and big ass t!ts that you have seen on her insta, and she's willing to put it on you and you're like damn she thicker than she is on my screen and she looks soft too man she smells nice, those eyes are nice yo, oh yeah you gone pay.