"Bar Rescue" marathon on Spike

[muse]

The one where they had no menu and anytime someone ordered food...the cook had to come out from the back and talk to the patron...that shyt had me rolling.

uhhh what?
i aint seen this one can you elaborate?

 

[Cool Dr. Money]

That shyt was the worst shyt i seen man. That nikka ethered the shyt outta ol girl too. Was like "Owning a restuarant is a business...not a fukking playground!"

That nikka juciano kept callin breh an a$$hole cuz he aint like his food

That bar woulda been doin numbers too..but them dumbasses wanted to live in fukkin fantasy land. I bet that shyt is closed by now.

Edit: i thought she was close to a milli in the hole?

i think it was 80 but i could be wrong. after the improvements she could've made whatever she lost back + more money but that episode shows that you cant help everybody some people just accept being a fukk up in life

 

[Jutt]

i think it was 80 but i could be wrong. after the improvements she could've made whatever she lost back + more money but that episode shows that you cant help everybody some people just accept being a fukk up in life

25k per seat a year.. She woulda been straight in a year most likely

 

[Colilluminati]

Swanky Bubbles

 

[Wildin]

Yall see the joint with the Tiki bar in Ft Lauderdale. They had a black chef and he was bout to throw hands with one of the cooks

Chef: this is clean?
Cook: yes!
Chef: 'this' is clean? **Wipes finger on grill overhead, shows greasy finger**
Cook: yes!

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

some of those bars don't deserved to be rescued.

The black chick that helped out in the pirate episode is wifey material.

 

[Bean]

this my shyt

 

[Jutt]

Chef: this is clean?
Cook: yes!
Chef: 'this' is clean? **Wipes finger on grill overhead, shows greasy finger**
Cook: yes!

I just cleaned this today!

That shyt was funny as fukk

some of those bars don't deserved to be rescued.

The black chick that helped out in the pirate episode is wifey material.

Idk what show youre watchin breh, but every single one i've seen needed help

 

[Wildin]

The sista they had doing the recon....dat ass.

Taffer got hoes....too many episodes to think off....the black chick with the ass @ tiki bar....and some other episodes too he has some bartenders that would fukk around and get a nikka fired on live tv.

 

[Mantle Drunk]

you nikkas ever come across a restaurant from your home town or somewhere you've been on these shows (this, rest impossible, kitchen nightmares, etc?)

Kitchen Nightmare did a few by me but one that I know of , it ended up closing down and the bar next to it just bought it and expanded

Dudes daughter is too

more like

 

[Ice Water]

This show is classic he almost had chicken fingers lady crying. Lmao. I watched you touch raw chicken and touch cheese and not WASH YOUR HANDS all night long. Hahaha. Everyone don't eat your food!! They are lucky dude came though the floor was rotting with all that water damage.

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

This show is classic he almost had chicken fingers lady crying. Lmao. I watched you touch raw chicken and touch cheese and not WASH YOUR HANDS all night long. Hahaha. Everyone don't eat your food!! They are lucky dude came though the floor was rotting with all that water damage.

rat shyt all over the place and that big ass rat behind the fridge that didn't work.

 

[Jutt]

That inception shot tho brehs

 

[frush11]

They did an episode on a bar out here in Maryland, Pirates Tavern, apparently the staff, owners, hated the makeover, and new clientele that came with it. And changed things to how it used to be.

 

[dennis roadman]

Breh...


I was legit mad at the fukkin TV. That bytch deserved to be broke after that shyt.

the episode with the pirate bar was funny

that bar is down the street from my crib. i didn't see the episode but it's since changed back to pirate bar. and when it was redone, one of the most appealing improvements they made didn't work - the self-service beer, because county laws didn't allow it.

people at work don't want a work-themed bar, and after hours customers want that even less.

the "piratez" theme is stupid, as well, and its for "theater majors" who never made it to university to have jobs.

that being said, the bar rescue guy didn't rescue them at all