Cats be coming home like....well...its time to jump in the shower....time to wash away all this confidence and bravado.The shyt clean asf, for 12 hours. nikkas getting haircuts they can't even take a shower with is the wave now![]()
Thats my point though, people eating at maggiano's weekly when really that should be some special occasion type shyt. If i spend $100 on a cut its because i'm going to be on tv or at least when i need to attend a wedding or some event where photo's will likely be taken. otherwise i cut my hair myself.Compare Olive Garden to Maggiano's brehs.![]()

Fvck going to the barber shop. I cut my own hair. If I wanna sit up and hear ni66a babble, I log onto The Coli.

If you paying only 35 for a cut keep that barber for as long as you can, other brothers are out of their minds with the prices they charge.After tip I pay $35. That's for a haircut and beard trim. I get compliments from ladies all the time about my cut too. Which I never did from the cuts I got from the barber I had a couple of years ago. But I'd been with that barber a while and he only charged $20 for a cut. But I always gave him $30 anyway. I couldn't see myself paying way past inflation prices for a cut. When I was a kid, adult cuts were $8-10 bucks. And it was $3 if you went to the hood barber that just gave you a cut at his crib. When I put those numbers in the inflation calculator they do not equal to $55 and $100 dollars today. So to hell with that.
You damn right nikkas are gonna feel the pressure (pause) when they see this line up and start going to the $100 barber too, that's why these dudes stay booked up. All it takes is to really be in the presence of someone with one of these cuts and you're gonna feel a way about your shytty self edge up. It's all fun and games to talk shyt on the coli, it's not fun when one of these brehs is up close and you gotta internalize the bullshyt you're giving yourself with a self-edge up.Breh as long as your shyt is decently straight and not receding no one except other men really even noticing or caring about them sprayed on laser beam as linings. if you need all them enhancements (not you in particular, in general) to have ya shyt look solid you shouldn't be talking on hairlines anyway![]()

You damn right nikkas are gonna feel the pressure when they see this line up and start going to the $100 barber too. All it takes is to really be in the presence of someone with one of these cuts and you're gonna feel a way about your shytty self edge up. It's all fun and games to talk shyt on the coli, it's not fun when one of these brehs is up close and you gotta internalize the bullshyt you're giving yourself with a self-edge up.![]()
