Barbershop Conversations

[dtownreppin214]

I came on the wrong day.

I been here for 10 minutes, so far the topics or discussion-

-dikk Gregory has the #1 research team in the world. Illuminati gave him the rarest form of cancer in the world.

-Tim Russert was killed for asking George Bush about Skull and Bones fraternity.

-Walmart got facial recognition cameras now. By the time you walk in they know everything about you.

-Pharma companies murdered Dr. Sebi.

-The govt started controlling the weather. Matthew was the first hurricane controlled by satellites.

 

[calixprynce]

uhhh the Walmart shyt is true and common knowledge

Romo need to hurry up and start . cowboy fans on dak dikk now

 

[Groanman]

My nga! I took this chick home from Club Ass'Out last Saturday. We did our thang and I fukked around and fell asleep.
My nga! I shyt choo not. I woke up cause I heard some weird ass clickin' sounds.
It was dark as fukk in my room so I had to adjust my eyes to see what the fukk was going on.
I saw the bytch standing in front of my dresser. But I could only make out her silhouette and shyt.
My nga!!!! I saw a long ass tail come out her ass!!!!
And she looked to the ceiling and a long wigglin' ass tongue came out her mouf!!!!
I said, "Oh shyt!!!"
The lizard bytch squatted down and pissed on my floor and jumped out the goddamn window, my nga!!!
I thought to myself, "I bet that bytch still fine as fukk with them lights on."

 

[DonRe]

man seem like well-informed barbers talking about doctors and half-ass conspiracy.

My barbershop is truly dominican. Topics are as follows:

fukkin young bytches with fat asses

last nights hangover and how he forgot where he put his car

best beaches where they was raised in DR

and whose better el mayor or el alfa.

oh and terrible baby mama's.

 

[calixprynce]

man seem like well-informed barbers talking about doctors and half-ass conspiracy.

My barbershop is truly dominican. Topics are as follows:

fukkin young bytches with fat asses

last nights hangover and how he forgot where he put his car

best beaches where they was raised in DR

and whose better el mayor or el alfa.

oh and terrible baby mama's.

let c00ns cut ya head brehs

 

[DonRe]

let c00ns cut ya head brehs

watch yo mouth youngin im dominican. not all of us think that way.

 

[calixprynce]

watch yo mouth youngin im dominican. not all of us think that way.

fukk you, I'll say what I want you black paisa

 

[el3mentary]

I get my hair done at Great Clips so i dont have these problems

 

[Geek Nasty]

Brehs run their mouths too damn much. One day dude is talking about his cousin selling and where he hid his stash and everything. Trying to sound cool and connected going to get his cousin robbed or killed.

 

[dtownreppin214]

uhhh the Walmart shyt is true and common knowledge

word?

I get my hair done at Great Clips so i dont have these problems

 

[Apollo Kid]

My barber shop is a mix of latin and black folks. Topics usually range from girls, 90's hip hop and police brutality.

 

[Born2BKing]

All they talk about in my barbershop is sports.

 

[HeavyTheDon]

Your barber shop seems interesting atleast... All they do at mine is talk about women and sports.