I AM WARHOL
Veteran
Have you ever switched who your primary barber is in the same shop?
When I first started getting my haircut I used to go to this old cat named Jeff. Real nice oldhead. Like a grandpa type figure. Always tried to give me advice. Real good dude. But his clipper game is inconsistent as fukk and he spams that bullshyt spray when I know my hairline is strong enough on its own
. I've been lowkey trying to get someone else in the shop to give me a cut but even if Jeff is busy he's like "nah he's here for me"
.
Last time I came down to get a haircut Jeff wasn't there so I finally got a cut by another breh named Robby. Breh gave me the freshest cut of my life
. No bullshyt spray. No struggle line up. Cut was so nice the other barbers were giving him props like
"nice fade Rob".
Fast forward 2 months later. I'm back trying to get a cut. Rob is busy and Jeffs chair is open.
Jeff looks at me like "I got a seat for you right here young blood
"
I just sat there and was like "nah I'm actually here for Rob
".
Jeffs face went from
to
. Brehs this dude is acting like I betrayed him on some feminine shyt
.
I'm currently sitting on robs side of the shop but I can feel Jeff staring at the back of my head. I caught him In the mirror looking like
.
When I first started getting my haircut I used to go to this old cat named Jeff. Real nice oldhead. Like a grandpa type figure. Always tried to give me advice. Real good dude. But his clipper game is inconsistent as fukk and he spams that bullshyt spray when I know my hairline is strong enough on its own
. I've been lowkey trying to get someone else in the shop to give me a cut but even if Jeff is busy he's like "nah he's here for me"
. Last time I came down to get a haircut Jeff wasn't there so I finally got a cut by another breh named Robby. Breh gave me the freshest cut of my life
. No bullshyt spray. No struggle line up. Cut was so nice the other barbers were giving him props like
"nice fade Rob".Fast forward 2 months later. I'm back trying to get a cut. Rob is busy and Jeffs chair is open.
Jeff looks at me like "I got a seat for you right here young blood
"I just sat there and was like "nah I'm actually here for Rob
".Jeffs face went from
to
. Brehs this dude is acting like I betrayed him on some feminine shyt
. I'm currently sitting on robs side of the shop but I can feel Jeff staring at the back of my head. I caught him In the mirror looking like
.
? Or dreaded up?





"
and walked out. fukk barbershops 


what type of shyt