Barbie is Inspiring Thots

[TheFemalePerspective]

It's unusual for me to spend my time contemplating such idle thoughts. But I caught myself today looking at a Barbie doll that sat adjacent to a gentleman's club on an avenue which is known to be rife with prostitution. Before you pass judgement by asking what I was doing there, it was necessary for me to pass that street to get to a nearby station. Don't worry I held my breath to stop unholy fumes from entering the body that God gifted me with. Anyway as I hurriedly passed this thotish-looking Barbie I stopped and realized that this plastic thing was inspiring thots worldwide. Her pants were hanging low, her make-up was smeared, and her eyes were lopsided like a certified crackead. I'm not sure who the guy beside her was (Kendrick, I think?), but he was also naked. I gasped at the thought that a kid would walk by and witness what I just saw. So I did what any sane person would do, I called the police and reported her. The police didn't take me seriously though and I was given a warning.

 

[charmander]

 

[Poitier]

It's unusual for me to spend my time contemplating such idle thoughts. But I caught myself today looking at a Barbie doll that sat adjacent to a gentleman's club on an avenue which is known to be rife with prostitution. Before you pass judgement by asking what I was doing there, it was necessary for me to pass that street to get to a nearby station. Don't worry I held my breath to stop unholy fumes from entering the body that God gifted me with. Anyway as I hurriedly passed this thotish-looking Barbie I stopped and realized that this plastic thing was inspiring thots worldwide. Her pants were hanging low, her make-up was smeared, and her eyes were lopsided like a certified crackead. I'm not sure who the guy beside her was (Kendrick, I think?), but he was also naked. I gasped at the thought that a kid would walk by and witness what I just saw. So I did what any sane person would do, I called the police and reported her. The police didn't take me seriously though and I was given a warning.

suck me up

 

[muse]

 

[KOOL-AID]

 

[Smoke]

Thread: 4.5/5.0

 

[Theraflu]

Trash.

 

[TheFemalePerspective]

tough crowd.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

You have to be the most pseudo-intellectual person on the coli, and that's a pretty high bar to pass.

 

[KinksandCoils]

Bye Felicia

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

You should have kept it pushin OP

 

[Dwolf]

Be an alias brehs.

 

[The5thLetter]

Uh.........................................