Barnone and other HL posters with their JD - please get in here!

GnauzBookOfRhymes

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Hiring manager: so we're looking for a new football coach, can you give me a rundown of your qualifications?
Applicant: well I played quarterback in high school and college
Hiring: Oh great, so you're familiar with spread offenses
Applicant: well, I'm sure my assistant coaches will be

Customer: my car is getting terrible gas mileage all of a sudden, i think my spark plugs need to be replaced
"Mechanic": let me take a look, i'm a mechanic
Customer: Why are you looking inside my muffler?
Mechanic: Uh, excu...umm welll
Customer: Have you ever replaced spark plugs?
Mechanic: uh well actually, technically no, but I have had spark plugs replaced on my car before
 

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Basically I don't think he should get a job flipping burgers at McDonalds the way that interview went.

The Trump administration has brought us some
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moments, and this was right up there...
 
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