Bars/rhymes that always manage to make you :laff:

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Every time I hear bis say "every state I go bytches be bulimic for dikks"

I always :laff: out loud. People looking at me like I'm a damn psycho
 

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Devin The Dude's music always makes me laugh especially because of the delivery

on She Used to Be



To ask her for a dance - she said, "Naw, that's alright!"
I played it off, walked back across the flo'
fukk that, ho! Didn't wanna see her no mo'
But, about 150 pounds and 10 years later
Seen her at the grocery store, she tryin' to
holla' at a player

it's a simple line but i always :mjlol:

also when the way he says

"From elegant to elephant...:francis:"


EDIT: matter of fact the whole song is funny as fukk right to the end when they're talking shyt
 

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Devin The Dude's music always makes me laugh especially because of the delivery

on She Used to Be



To ask her for a dance - she said, "Naw, that's alright!"
I played it off, walked back across the flo'
fukk that, ho! Didn't wanna see her no mo'
But, about 150 pounds and 10 years later
Seen her at the grocery store, she tryin' to
holla' at a player

it's a simple line but i always :mjlol:

also when the way he says

"From elegant to elephant...:francis:"


EDIT: matter of fact the whole song is funny as fukk right to the end when they're talking shyt


She used to beeeeeee so fine to meeeee
Now she's......fat then a muthafukka.....that bytch is huge....

:laff:
 

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It's no coincidence nikkas who fukk with me get shot up- 50
 

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"All I do is fukk hoes and drink Tiger blood (yummy!), ughhh." - Mac Miller

"nikkas all drunk, I don't wanna hit yo blunt,
I could fukk wit any bytch that I want,
Is that yo chick?
nikkas looked over like, psst, I did that back in 06'
She like 'Wait, hold up, that's my jam,
this the new Dom, bytch, that's my man."
This the new Dom, bytch, that's my man'"
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Dom a damn fool wit some of the bars he spit
 

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"My teacher told me that I was a piece of shyt
Seen her the other day, driving a piece of shyt"
Rick Ross on "Holy Ghost" :dead:
 
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