Bathroom discussion VOL. Pissy Boy Chronicles

[The BasedFather]

I'm tired of this sh*t mane, I can't take it anymore.

You gotta take a piss and right when you begin to pee, the pee shoots everywhere but the toilet

Man, WTF!?!

I keep that Lysol on deck because I know it's going to happen.

Or when your pee stream is so strong it splashes out of the toilet and hits your leg...!...!...!

I'm thinking about just sitting on the toilet when I pee from now on.

Discuss.

 

[Ice Cold]

I swear there was this one urinal in the library at undergrad that was basically a set up to piss on your pants, the friggin jerk off engineers must have made the curvature at such an angle to bounce directly back on your pants

 

[Miggs]

If its not my own bathroom i dont care where the piss shoots...