I am all out of leftovers. My family was super surprised by the way that I scoffed down 3+ big plates of food. They were constantly asking me “Cara, are you pregnant?” And I kept on laughing because little do they know that I have the appetite of all 8 of them in that house. Also, I have no man in my life, so that would be impossible. As I scoffed down my food, stacking 2 gigantic turkey wings, 1 big drumstick, and plenty of Turkey breast with cranberry, stuffing, potato salad, mac and cheese, yams, ham (loadsss of it) and even pie on the same plate, my brother told me “Cara, you’re greedy as fukk, why do you need 2 wings, save at least one for someone else.” I laughed again and told him “I love food, thats all that you need to know. Mind your damn business and pass me the gravy.” then I poured gravy all over everything to top it off and shaped my plate of food into a cake shape. I didnt really need utensils, I used my hands, scraped them wings up and scraped potato salad with the bones of the turkey and just ate, I dont even think I chewed the food. The second plate was as appetizing, but without gravy because I finished it all already. The third plate was filled with just pie, turkey, and lots of cheesy goooey mac and cheese. I drank a whole big cup of eggnog to wash it down. My family sat in amazement and grew concern because they were already shocked at my new size when I walked into the door. My thanksgiving was filled with gluttony and giggles, answering all questions that my family had for me with a giggle. I was so stuffed. I could not move at all, sat on the couch and watched football and burped the whole time. When I left to return home, I packed the tuppaware I bought from my home with food, so much that the lids would not close. I even hid a patti labelle sweet potato pie for myself, my sister was looking for the pie all night, I did not tell her that I hid it. I wwanted it all for myself. That pie was finished once I returned home, and damn was it good!!! This Thanksgiving was a success, but now I am all out of leftovers and nothing but ramen in my cupboard. I am a sad piggy now. I craveeee the feast again. I wish someone could feed me like it was Thanksgiving everyday!!!!
