Yesterday I took my car to a local car shop called "Wilus & Sons auto body n thangs"...i walk in the front door and a fat nikka look like he weigh bout 380 pounds is sitting at the front desk eating a triple stack burger, food and cheese all over this nikkas face 
..
Me: sup my man, I got an appointment for a oil change
Fatnikka:
u see me eating right?
Me:yea nikka slow down fo u die
Fatnikka:
say wat? (Puts triple stack burger down and stands up)
Me:
CHILL BREHSKI
...sit down and feast my nikka..just BREATH my nikka BREATH..
fatnikka: (weezin)
..sit down and wait till pops come in, he finishing up a car now..
So I sit down and pick up a magazine, dusty ass jet magazine from 99'
..theres a older nikka sitting next to me waitin on his car to come out..
Bout 10 mins later fatnikka calls for Breh who was sitting next to me..breh stood up like
and said "how much I owe" on some
So I dap the nikka up like
"Get yo whip Breh, work hard play hard right
"
Older Breh:
my man..(pays for the service and takes his keys and walks outside)..
Why this nikka hopped in his whip and drove out to the street and his Axel snapped..this nikkas wheels layin flat on da ground..he steps out the car and is staring back at the shop like..
Fatnikka behind the desk gone hop up and scream "POP THIS nikka JUST BROKE DOWN RIGHT OUT FRONT"..
I can hear his dad yell "fukk EM, CLOSE DEM GARAGE DOORS AND CLOSE THEM BLINDS..TELL EM WE OUTTA BIZZNESS"
Me:
HELL NAH....
now the old man banging on the shop door screaming "HELL YALL DOIN COME FIX MY shyt
"
Next thing i know a old greasy Jerry curl wearing nikka gone run up to the door wit a shotgun and yell "GONE NOW YA HEAR..WE GOT HEAT 4 DAT ASS, I AINT GONE LIP WRASSLE WIT U nikka..TOW YO shyt FROM UP OUTTA HERE"
old man:
I just paid yall $400 to fix my shyt and dis how u do me?
Me:
scuse me sir?
Jerrycurl: (turns the shotgun on me)who da hell is u?
Me:
im just trying to leave and go home to my wife and kids sir
Jerry curl: Go out da back
and if i see u talkn to this broke down nikka out front ima kill you and him..
Me:
damn dats cold.
..Me: sup my man, I got an appointment for a oil change
Fatnikka:
u see me eating right? Me:
yea nikka slow down fo u dieFatnikka:
say wat? (Puts triple stack burger down and stands up)Me:
CHILL BREHSKI...sit down and feast my nikka..just BREATH my nikka BREATH..fatnikka: (weezin)
..sit down and wait till pops come in, he finishing up a car now..So I sit down and pick up a magazine, dusty ass jet magazine from 99'
..theres a older nikka sitting next to me waitin on his car to come out..Bout 10 mins later fatnikka calls for Breh who was sitting next to me..breh stood up like
and said "how much I owe" on someSo I dap the nikka up like
"Get yo whip Breh, work hard play hard right"Older Breh:
my man..(pays for the service and takes his keys and walks outside)..Why this nikka hopped in his whip and drove out to the street and his Axel snapped..this nikkas wheels layin flat on da ground..he steps out the car and is staring back at the shop like
..Fatnikka behind the desk gone hop up and scream "POP THIS nikka JUST BROKE DOWN RIGHT OUT FRONT"..
I can hear his dad yell "fukk EM, CLOSE DEM GARAGE DOORS AND CLOSE THEM BLINDS..TELL EM WE OUTTA BIZZNESS"
Me:
HELL NAH....now the old man banging on the shop door screaming "HELL YALL DOIN COME FIX MY shyt
"Next thing i know a old greasy Jerry curl wearing nikka gone run up to the door wit a shotgun and yell "GONE NOW YA HEAR..WE GOT HEAT 4 DAT ASS, I AINT GONE LIP WRASSLE WIT U nikka..TOW YO shyt FROM UP OUTTA HERE"
old man:
I just paid yall $400 to fix my shyt and dis how u do me?Me:
scuse me sir?Jerrycurl: (turns the shotgun on me)
who da hell is u?Me:
im just trying to leave and go home to my wife and kids sirJerry curl: Go out da back
and if i see u talkn to this broke down nikka out front ima kill you and him..Me:
damn dats cold.
