shut your dumb ass up
Always trying to get my attention, I'm not your father figure

shut your dumb ass up
Breh it's a girl from tinder. Literally all he had/has to do is screenshot her profile#ColinikkasBeLike "I talked to a girl today"
"impossible. no pics?
no screencaps? no nudes?
no phone number? no instagram? no SSN? Facebook? First name?
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Always trying to get my attention, I'm not your father figure![]()
" hold up shorty lemme take a pic on my phone of your convo of you and dude so i can post on the coli"is wrong with yall dudes.
once i get a bytch number from tinder i unmatch them. whats the point in keeping them on it lmao? yall acting as if i said i fukked a rihanna lookalike minus the fivehead with the body of tahiry or some shyt.Breh it's a girl from tinder. Literally all he had/has to do is screenshot her profile
I'm sure some would have been fine with even that.
I've posted pics of a bbw on tinder with her and drake and of a bytch who looked like tupac, but he can't do this?![]()
Breh, I experience this same type of weirdo "backlash" reaction every single time I post a thread about females
Typical replies: "post lowkey brag thread brehs" "pics or it didnt happen" , etc etc.
I've learned to remind myself that this place is 90% nikkas who don't get ANY p*ssy WHATSOEVER. NONE. ZERO.
And that's every-day-of-their-lives
When you take that into consideration, well, basic human psychology says that this is the type of response you'll get.
The first response, naturally, is to accuse the OP of lying, or of bragging - why?..because if it were them, that's what it'd be, bragging or...why? because of their lack of female relationships in their lives.
I'm tellin you breh, it's basic human psychology. Quite sad, too.
Welcome to the coli!
Dudes are really callingon this?
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Bruh, do you read your own posts? That good analogy about a girl (team) who would pick you in the 1st round vs one who would want you in the 7th, this is shyt YOU'VE POSTED. Real nikkas easily do in a week what it takes some dudes months to do, you YOURSELF have posted about it![]()
lmao as much as you are HOH you should know. i seen pics of ole dude she was with, i don't like judging dudes but dudes was ugly and had ot be 5'6 at max. add a micro penis on top of that and it shouldn't be that hard to believe. i know nikkas wasn't going out of their way to talk to this broad because facially she is average, maybe even lower. she just has a decent butt. and i aint no prince charming chris brown ass nikka but i know for sure i was way out of her league. she would drive to see me and chill, not the other way around. she supplied all the weed and would buy me food( dat ambassador daughter money) i never payed for a thing.
This story makes you look bad. Sounds like you care about this lackluster woman but youre frontin like you dont.long story short. met a girl on tinder. talking for about a 3 weeks-month total. gave me the neck after smoking some tree week 1 and had the audacity to say she was at her cousin house to ole dude when he calledbytch. had no plans to take her seriously after that. took her virginity last night( thought she was lying but it was legit, blood and tears etc..). broke up with her boyfriend of 3 years the same week she domed me up .didn't even let the nikka hit and would give him hand jobs regularly and the neck on special occasions
. petite African feminist girl with a nice bubble whos pops is an ambassador. never trust a woman 100% they will do you dirty. even went as far as ridiculing the poor dude. told me how he had a legit micro penis and laugh at him saying how small it was, but that she still loved him
. showed me text of him pouring his heart out to her and trying to stay together and she would just respond with lol or lmao.
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how old is she?listen up nikka. im telling you i took her virginity. i ripped her shyt open, no bytch who is fukking would have a p*ssy that tight. she bled and we didnt even get to finish the first time we tried because i was hurting her. just because she was a virgin doesn't mean she wasn't a thot. she gave me some of the best head iv'e ever had.
breh i aint trying to get graphic in this joint on some gay shyt, but i did that thang to her box and had he wailing like a banshee. she was a virgin deal with it.
i aint saying your lying breh, just that i doubt shes a virgin