Be a good guy in 2015 brehs lmao

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#ColinikkasBeLike "I talked to a girl today"
":duck:impossible. no pics?:duck:no screencaps? no nudes?:duck:no phone number? no instagram? no SSN? Facebook? First name?:duck:"
Breh it's a girl from tinder. Literally all he had/has to do is screenshot her profile :heh:
I'm sure some would have been fine with even that.
I've posted pics of a bbw on tinder with her and drake and of a bytch who looked like tupac, but he can't do this? :rudy:
 

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" hold up shorty lemme take a pic on my phone of your convo of you and dude so i can post on the coli":what: is wrong with yall dudes.


Breh, I experience this same type of weirdo "backlash" reaction every single time I post a thread about females :russ:
Typical replies: "post lowkey brag thread brehs" "pics or it didnt happen" , etc etc. :laff:
I've learned to remind myself that this place is 90% nikkas who don't get ANY p*ssy WHATSOEVER. NONE. ZERO. :wow:
And that's every-day-of-their-lives :russ:
When you take that into consideration, well, basic human psychology says that this is the type of response you'll get. :manny:
The first response, naturally, is to accuse the OP of lying, or of bragging - why?..because if it were them, that's what it'd be, bragging or :duck: ...why? because of their lack of female relationships in their lives.
I'm tellin you breh, it's basic human psychology. Quite sad, too. :yeshrug:
Welcome to the coli!
 

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Breh it's a girl from tinder. Literally all he had/has to do is screenshot her profile :heh:
I'm sure some would have been fine with even that.
I've posted pics of a bbw on tinder with her and drake and of a bytch who looked like tupac, but he can't do this? :rudy:
once i get a bytch number from tinder i unmatch them. whats the point in keeping them on it lmao? yall acting as if i said i fukked a rihanna lookalike minus the fivehead with the body of tahiry or some shyt.
 

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Breh, I experience this same type of weirdo "backlash" reaction every single time I post a thread about females :russ:
Typical replies: "post lowkey brag thread brehs" "pics or it didnt happen" , etc etc. :laff:
I've learned to remind myself that this place is 90% nikkas who don't get ANY p*ssy WHATSOEVER. NONE. ZERO. :wow:
And that's every-day-of-their-lives :russ:
When you take that into consideration, well, basic human psychology says that this is the type of response you'll get. :manny:
The first response, naturally, is to accuse the OP of lying, or of bragging - why?..because if it were them, that's what it'd be, bragging or :duck: ...why? because of their lack of female relationships in their lives.
I'm tellin you breh, it's basic human psychology. Quite sad, too. :yeshrug:
Welcome to the coli!

Dudes are really calling :duck: on this? :wtf:

like im legit shocked as well. these goofies is making it seem like i said i bagged a celebrity or model or some shyt.
 

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Bruh, do you read your own posts? That good analogy about a girl (team) who would pick you in the 1st round vs one who would want you in the 7th, this is shyt YOU'VE POSTED. Real nikkas easily do in a week what it takes some dudes months to do, you YOURSELF have posted about it :dwillhuh:

a girl thats a virgin for that long holds her virginity as pure and sacred thats all m saying breh

she prob wasn't a virgin if this goes down, ive had girls bled who didn't have sex for a long time
 

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Normally I don't post anymore but this thread deserves my attention, let me get this straight:
You can't find any girls who will actually talk to you in real life so you are forced to using an app that is known for picking up whores, you find a whore and believe the whore when she tells you she's a virgin and has been with her boyfriend for three years yet the whore gives you head within a week? Then you brag about how stupid and gullible you are as if it's some sort of achievement to be that retarded? And you don't even post a single picture? If I ever meet your mother I will punch the bytch in the face, fukk you and fukk your life :pacspit:



Believe whores brehs
 

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lmao as much as you are HOH you should know. i seen pics of ole dude she was with, i don't like judging dudes but dudes was ugly and had ot be 5'6 at max. add a micro penis on top of that and it shouldn't be that hard to believe. i know nikkas wasn't going out of their way to talk to this broad because facially she is average, maybe even lower. she just has a decent butt. and i aint no prince charming chris brown ass nikka but i know for sure i was way out of her league. she would drive to see me and chill, not the other way around. she supplied all the weed and would buy me food( dat ambassador daughter money) i never payed for a thing.

:myman:

i aint saying your lying breh, just that i doubt shes a virgin
 

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long story short. met a girl on tinder. talking for about a 3 weeks-month total. gave me the neck after smoking some tree week 1 and had the audacity to say she was at her cousin house to ole dude when he called :demonic: bytch. had no plans to take her seriously after that. took her virginity last night( thought she was lying but it was legit, blood and tears etc..). broke up with her boyfriend of 3 years the same week she domed me up .didn't even let the nikka hit and would give him hand jobs regularly and the neck on special occasions:mjlol:. petite African feminist girl with a nice bubble whos pops is an ambassador. never trust a woman 100% they will do you dirty. even went as far as ridiculing the poor dude. told me how he had a legit micro penis and laugh at him saying how small it was, but that she still loved him:mjcry::laff:. showed me text of him pouring his heart out to her and trying to stay together and she would just respond with lol or lmao.

inb4:duck:
This story makes you look bad. Sounds like you care about this lackluster woman but youre frontin like you dont.

Its ok to have feelings.
 

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listen up nikka. im telling you i took her virginity. i ripped her shyt open, no bytch who is fukking would have a p*ssy that tight. she bled and we didnt even get to finish the first time we tried because i was hurting her. just because she was a virgin doesn't mean she wasn't a thot. she gave me some of the best head iv'e ever had.
how old is she?
it could be period cramps or sumthin i dont believe that bytch bruh
 

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Why do guys bother with threads like these if they won't add pics, at least add a body pic of your going to tell a tale it adds legitimacy to a story. I just ass fukked Beyoncé, Megan Good then sucked me of with Beyoncé ass juice on my dikk while I fingered Serena Williams.....believe me brehs because I said it.:troll:
 
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