Be Honest Coli .....Have You Ever Fallen For A Hoe?

NoMoreWhiteWoman2020

RIP Kobe, the best
Supporter
Joined
Apr 30, 2012
Messages
22,641
Reputation
12,074
Daps
83,122
Reppin
CTE
:saddrake:my name is Freddy Krueger, and i too, have fallen for a hoe...:damn:

the scene- 2000

ya boy Freddy is between the ages of 12-15; formative years for developing game plans to snag muff out here....

so i had this bytch, she was a twin. supposed to be my valentine. so i was like lets go to the movies, have your mama drop you off.:ahh:

she like cool, yadda yadda yadda...

so i buy a fukking teddy bear and card, and I'm waiting outside the movie theater like a poor lil simp:wow:

bytch never comes..

i find out she fukking 10th grade dope boys a little later and there was no competition. thats when i realized the allure and power of a dollar.

fast forward to today, between the set of twins i think there are at least 7 children:damn:

and about 5 baby daddys:damn::damn::damn::damn::damn::damn::damn:



that we know of:damn::damn::damn::damn::damn::damn::damn::dahell::dahell::dahell::dahell::camelsnort::camelsnort::camelsnort:
 

Sad Bunny

they/them
Supporter
Joined
May 2, 2012
Messages
76,270
Reputation
3,065
Daps
169,843
:snoop: Had my heart broken by this woman named Tammy

But hoes gon' be hoes so I couldn't blame Tammy
giphy.gif
Love that line

Weezy got some of the best get more eyes and hard on hoes music
 

ThumpDaddy

All Star
Joined
May 5, 2012
Messages
3,956
Reputation
180
Daps
3,002
Reppin
Birmingham, AL
Yeah, I fell for a couple. The 1st one was a freak for real. A little small Black China Doll looking chick that everybody wanted but I ended up with. I thought I had won the prize, but the joke was on me. The 2nd chick ended up being my daughter's mother. The sad part is she still hoe'ing now.
 

Kenny West

Veteran
Joined
May 29, 2012
Messages
25,223
Reputation
6,169
Daps
93,058
Reppin
NULL
this broad was a bad mixed chick, perfect, innocent too. we texted back n forth and ya boi thought he was all in that :youngsabo:

Now me and her go cinema, and that booty was looking in dem yoga pants :ohlawd::noah::whew:

so I took her to the back row and I got in for that kiss :whoo:, and she all

"I'm not ready :whoa:",

me: :stopitslime:okay


So I'm down with going slow , I really like this chick :youngsabo:

So we doing that cutesy ish, long walks, dinner dates and all that jazz and ya boy falling :sadcam: hard

and everytime I try kiss this broad she all :whoa:

whatever :rudy:

till one day my homeboy show me this convo he having with some bad mixed slore :ohhh:

dude tells me that she gave head to the block and even fukked some fat nikka we all clowned :russ:

I'm all :gladbron:, tryna see that girl's pic,

same chick I been falling for :to:

Besides the falling for her part, my experience was like this.

When my swag was at lower levels a couple smuts tried to play saint with me, but I was already hip to their history:manny:

Never fell for one tho, lawd have mercy
 
Last edited:

NSSVO

Veteran
Joined
Apr 30, 2012
Messages
44,629
Reputation
2,929
Daps
87,020
Yes. Yes I have. Many times. I have a terrible, terrible taste in women.
 
Top