Be honest, how long would you last with this chick?

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:dahell:You never went over a chick house with two cell phones? You can slow the stroke when you doing ya thing, but when she get on top and you bout to blow that:damn:

The cell-phone in the pillowcase trick:myman:Call her phone so she can get off so you won't get off:ufdup:

Also the "Damn, condom slipping off" trick. Move her and let the heat drop.

My favorite is the "Oh my back" trick. Pretend to cramp up and offer to eat her groceries till you recover.

Sex isn't just pleasure, breh. Its strategy. Imma out-think a lady and have her thinking im the best she ever had:blessed:
 

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that ass remind em of my first GF's ass out of high school :wow:.

Fattest ass I've ever been with. shyt was exactly like the one in the OP. Really big, dark round and jiggly ass :noah:
:pacspit: fukk you lucky ass nikka:pacspit::pacspit::pacspit:
10 minutes max. Probably 3-4 doggie.
Wish i could say the same:snoop:. 2 tops. 1 if raw.
what her face look like tho? :francis:
:stopitslime: all that ass and you worried about her face. you can clearly see it for a slight second and it iant ugly.
What position?:lupe:
Might not matter.:pachaha:
:lolbron:
Id dig deep to try to preserved that nut,

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but at the end of the day the mass of the ass will probably tap me out in under 5 minutes
:mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::bryan:.
 

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:dahell:You never went over a chick house with two cell phones? You can slow the stroke when you doing ya thing, but when she get on top and you bout to blow that:damn:

The cell-phone in the pillowcase trick:myman:Call her phone so she can get off so you won't get off:ufdup:

Also the "Damn, condom slipping off" trick. Move her and let the heat drop.

My favorite is the "Oh my back" trick. Pretend to cramp up and offer to eat her groceries till you recover.

Sex isn't just pleasure, breh. Its strategy. Imma out-think a lady and have her thinking im the best she ever had:blessed:
I've used the leg cramp excuse to get out of a mid smash :yeshrug:
 

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:pacspit: fukk you lucky ass nikka:pacspit::pacspit::pacspit:

Wish i could say the same:snoop:. 2 tops. 1 if raw.

:stopitslime: all that ass and you worried about her face. you can clearly see it for a slight second and it iant ugly.

:lolbron:

:mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::mjlol::bryan:.
wasn't so lucky.

I only smashed twice(short relationship). She lived far from me(like 20-30 minutes away by bus, i wasn't driving yet).

First time, I smashed I had limp dikk. Fixed that soon after and second time was my last :mjcry:
We broke up soon after(well SHE broke up)
 

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Jerk off beforehand and pray

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