Bear just wanted some snacks.

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I got some giant groundhogs Living under my porch

Things are bigger than my cats

but seriously, a groundhog ain't nothin but an overgrown squirrel

 

[DetroitEWarren]

If the bear is not aggressively approaching you, you can literally chill with them and toss them a few snacks. It is HIGHLY unlikely they will attack you. They would most likely post up with you for a lil bit then take off when they get bored.

I woulda just sat there and relaxed with bear breh. Them nikkas cool ASF.

 

[DetroitEWarren]

I got some giant groundhogs Living under my porch

Things are bigger than my cats

Did my mom's yard yesterday and it's a big ass hole in her backyard next to the house and all the rocks that are lined around the house were moved backwards. This mfer was trying to find a good spot to dig around the whole perimeter of the house.



Properly damage, 2nd amendment rights I advise you do the same

 

[Neuromancer]

Live in the country crehs. .this don't happen in American cities.

 

[Address_Unknown]

I got some giant groundhogs Living under my porch

Things are bigger than my cats​

Replace those bytch ass cats with the groundhogs and enhance the value of both your property and life.

 

[Address_Unknown]

If the bear is not aggressively approaching you, you can literally chill with them and toss them a few snacks. It is HIGHLY unlikely they will attack you. They would most likely post up with you for a lil bit then take off when they get bored.

I woulda just sat there and relaxed with bear breh. Them nikkas cool ASF.​

As weird as that may sound to most, until you experience a setting in which these loveably blubbery b*stards are as common as house pets, one would think this is wishful thinking, but they really are chill as fukk in very comfortable/sociable settings. Had the pleasure to kick it with bears in both Alaska and Finland back when I was knee deep in Mushrooms and other hallucinogens heavy.

It also helps that the kept ones are fed judiciously, so you aren't in any ''immediate'' danger of being bitten on as a snack. They're dangerously comfortable too. Like overweight dogs and just as playful, which is something you gotta watch out for.​

 

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these people love putting themselves in the face of danger

wildest thing you'll ever run across in st. louis is a b!tch ass rabbit
and i'm perfectly fine with that

 

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[DetroitEWarren]

As weird as that may sound to most, until you experience a setting in which these loveably blubbery b*stards are as common as house pets, one would think this is wishful thinking, but they really are chill as fukk in very comfortable/sociable settings. Had the pleasure to kick it with bears in both Alaska and Finland back when I was knee deep in Mushrooms and other hallucinogens heavy.

It also helps that the kept ones are fed judiciously, so you aren't in any ''immediate'' danger of being bitten on as a snack. They're dangerously comfortable too. Like overweight dogs and just as playful, which is something you gotta watch out for.​

Hell yeah. We figured this out the first time we got an Air BnB in Gatlinburg Tennessee. We were like 30 deep all outside and a whole beat family pulled up to chill. Mother and 3 cubs. The mother wasn't even super protective of her cubs, they were wrestling right in front of us while the mama bear was looking like

They chilled around us for like 30 minutes, we fed them some ribs and they were as amazed at us as we were at them.


Even shyt like this right here happens a lot