"Beards are make up for men"

[blaccbeard]

It worked for me, without the beard i always get the baby face shyt, with the beard i get way more looks and women are always trying to feel on it

 

[Easy-E]

i guarantee any before and after beard picture pales in comparison to the before and after make-up ones.

its fukking demonic..... the shyt ive seen

You could say the same about eyebrows.

 

[Software]

But guys don’t hide that it makes their face look better, we’ll up our value any way we can if it works. No shyt.

Broads are disingenuous as hell about make up though

If I jump in the pool does my beard come off?

May as well say any hair longer than a Caesar cut on men is a wig

This

 

[Juicy Ace]

You could say the same about eyebrows.

Do eyebrows not grow on your face naturally

 

[Gold]

Please....

women just follow what ever is in trend for attractiveness.

There was a time when this was getting p*ssy's wet

Next gonna be "Are thin mustaches makeup for men? "

 

[blqbird]

a beard does help baby face brehs with trash jawlines

What should I rock if I have a chiseled jawline but still got that baby face on max? It had my next-door neighbor (who is married. She got a donkey though and she always wearing tight clothes) coming up to me one time when I was getting home from work in the morning a couple months back. Kept asking me questions like where I worked and how old I was and how she had seen me taking the trash out sometime then said I looked alot younger than I am before I dipped in the house. My mom is convinced she preying on me but she got like 3 grown ass kids (21+) living in that house with her husband so I just shrugged it off for now. I digress, I feel like I'd look weird with a beard on a young face.

 

[chowism]

L for debating a woman. They don't argue logically. We don't have to go buy our beards out the store it grows naturally and one could actually argue that shaving and grooming is more "make up" like than letting you beard grow naturally.

 

[Premeditated]

soggy jaw nikkas are FURIOUS in this thread

 

[Based Lord Zedd]

If Beards are makeup for men, women are doing quadruple.

They shave their moustaches/beards, wear wigs & fake eyelashes. By my count that's 3 extra sets of makeup, on top of the kind they already paint their face with.

 

[Gold]

It worked for me, without the beard i always get the baby face shyt, with the beard i get way more looks and women are always trying to feel on it

Same.

I have a great jawline but i generally look much younger than i am.

If i shave, oldheads ask me if im gonna take their team to state this year


I dont even tell them im 30, i just nod and give them hope

 

[Ciggavelli]

Eh, unpopular opinion, but I agree, in that they both conceal your looks. Got acne scars?...beard fixes that. Got a weak jawline?...beard fixes that. Have a baby face...beard fixes that

 

[WMG the 2nd]

My beard isn’t applied via a Snapchat filter and I can’t go to fenty and buy something to make it exist

 

[Grand Eeezus Maxwell]

Yawn.....more inaccurate "Men do it too!" birdspeak.

 

[Rev Leon Lonnie Love]

Must be nice. Everytime i try to grow my goatie (since i cant grow) they told me to cut it off cause i look better without it.

Dont know what to believe anymore

 

[Rhyme n Tekniq]

Alot o fwomen have a tendency to say dumb shyt with alot of confidence

also im bout to start ignoring every nikka that post or bytch about hoe babble. I cant deal anymore. nikkas gettin muted 4 real