Becoming a preacher

[Dave24]

Are you charismatic OP?

Yeah I'm actually a good public speaker.

 

[Dave24]

Ok why haven't you gone to the Dominican Republic yet?

The main problem with incels is that although I'm sure every nikka has told you "Don't chase women let them chase you" I get to an incel that sounds crazy but it is true.

When I used the term "stinkbox" I'm not dissing women but if a chick has a period it's gonna stink just like everyone shyt litereally sinks I was saying that to get to to not put women on a pedestal.

It's almost like being an incel has an aroma that women can smell, Lack of p*ssy will begat lack of p*ssy. So either find the town THOT and ask her to give you some p*ssy for the fee or the free or go to Sosua buy some p*ssy and that will confrim that women will "smell" your devirginized state and you start out fukking ugly fat hoes then go up the ladder to some one you actually like.

Even if there's a femcel that you won't touch fukk her break her heart (you will do this with regular women anyway) then move on.

This is no troll.

I haven't gone because I'm not interested now. I'm focusing on acquiring a good career and being successful first. I want to get married and have a family as well.

 

[BaggerofTea]

Yeah I'm actually a good public speaker.

You would be good, if you become aware forego your moral value

 

[Dave24]

You would be good, if you become aware forego your moral value

How do I start though? What steps do I need to take? I don't have any wealth or connections or anything.

 

[BaggerofTea]

How do I start though? What steps do I need to take? I don't have any wealth or connections or anything.

Divinity school Id imagine

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

If you don't go to school can you still become a preacher/televangelist? How do you accomplish that?

I am broke and want to be a preacher.

A close friend of mine became a pastor and didnt go to college. I do believe there is some sort of training/educational program that is available and accepted by some churches but I imagine every church is different

 

[Hathaway]

Don't do it. I did it for 8 years.

 

[Dave24]

Don't do it. I did it for 8 years.

Why don't you recommend it? Got any stories?

 

[Hathaway]

Why don't you recommend it? Got any stories?

I have too many stories. I'll say this, if you're in it for the money, you'll have to be scripturally educated, charismatic and a very good orator. That's all it takes to swindle your way to financial gains via the church in the black community, unfortunately. I was in it for the actual work of God though. It was taxing and often times, unrewarding. I'm an atheist now because of my experiences, this is why I do not recommend it unless you are going into it strictly to swindle uneducated black people out of their hard earned money. If that's the case, then fukk you for ruining my people.

 

[Wiseborn]

I haven't gone because I'm not interested now. I'm focusing on acquiring a good career and being successful first. I want to get married and have a family as well.

You can't get married if you don't fukk something.

You're parents really failed you. I know you live in the south but even you know that just because you have a halfway decent job that that doesn't move bytches in america.

You could literally slip and fall get social security disability not work and marry a woman in the 3rd world and then have the 2.5 kids white picket fence etc.

Is your Father around?

 

[Wiseborn]

I have too many stories. I'll say this, if you're in it for the money, you'll have to be scripturally educated, charismatic and a very good orator. That's all it takes to swindle your way to financial gains via the church in the black community, unfortunately. I was in it for the actual work of God though. It was taxing and often times, unrewarding. I'm an atheist now because of my experiences, this is why I do not recommend it unless you are going into it strictly to swindle uneducated black people out of their hard earned money. If that's the case, then fukk you for ruining my people.

Before you listen to him @Dave24 he just discovered manscaping and felt the need to tell everyone about it.

 

[Dave24]

I have too many stories. I'll say this, if you're in it for the money, you'll have to be scripturally educated, charismatic and a very good orator. That's all it takes to swindle your way to financial gains via the church in the black community, unfortunately. I was in it for the actual work of God though. It was taxing and often times, unrewarding. I'm an atheist now because of my experiences, this is why I do not recommend it unless you are going into it strictly to swindle uneducated black people out of their hard earned money. If that's the case, then fukk you for ruining my people.

Did you have to go to college/divinity school to become one? Sorry for the bad experiences you had while being a preacher.

 

[Hathaway]

Before you listen to him @Dave24 he just discovered manscaping and felt the need to tell everyone about it.

Not a recent discovery. Being doing it for years.

 

[Dave24]

You can't get married if you don't fukk something.

You're parents really failed you. I know you live in the south but even you know that just because you have a halfway decent job that that doesn't move bytches in america.

You could literally slip and fall get social security disability not work and marry a woman in the 3rd world and then have the 2.5 kids white picket fence etc.

Is your Father around?

No my father isn't around. He lives in Michigan with my stepmother and their three children.

 

[ItsPeople]

I loosely read this as Becoming a predator.