Been d*cking down this chef in training, biggest freak EVER :wow:

[BarackStar]

Women are truly retarded. She built up months worth of imagination in her head instead of telling the nikka she want to fukk then immediately told a stranger in the grocery isle. If it was any less retarded I would think it was made up

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Mate with a Fish Called Wanda brehs

 

[the bossman]

ChatGPT could've made it flow better than this

 

[Charlie Hustle]

ChatGPT could've made it flow better than this

 

[Kal-El]

Brag you smashing Gordon Ramsey brehs

 

[boriquaking]

This story is fake

 

[WaveGang]

This story is fake

Definitely

I’d post the pic, not like you’re gonna fukk again. Why would you care

 

[Savvir]

@Mr. Goodbar

this gotta be what Mike Tyson's inner monologue sounds like

 

[boriquaking]

Definitely

I’d post the pic, not like you’re gonna fukk again. Why would you care

He said he met this girl yesterday, then he said “the next day”, who calls “today” the next day, nobody…

 

[HabitualChiller]

OP should catch a ban because this might really be fake. Blur out the face and post the pic. She literally told you it was a fling, so why are you holding out?

 

[Primetime21]

It's a spin thread yall just enjoy the comedy

 

[Rhyme n Tekniq]

~ Before casting thy gaze upon such verbose yams, life was a blistering winter wasteland with nary a seedling of hope,
Now I have suckled upon the teet of prosperity, Basking in the afterglow of passion as I twirl'th her pantaloons around my finger as she frolics about in my chest hairs.


At last, harvest has come my breh...therens ~ R.D. Pluminghouse Esquire "The Ducktalian Renaissance"

 

[MajesticLion]

teat