Been messing with this chick lately...but....

[ComputersPutin]

she kinda sorta......married.

She didnt tell me at first....I saw she had a ring when i first met her..but i assumed it was too small to be any type of wedding or engagement ring. You know it looked like one of those rings you give a girl back in 6th grade.

Well anyway...around after the 5th time I hit...she finally told me the true story. This chick been with some dude for 13 years!!!!!!! Now...I'm a man with standards...I cant mess with a married woman..thats off limits..but she got that good. She only let her husband hit like once a week ..so the vagina is in great condition. I think she getting clingy tho...she always expecting me to text her. She even hit me with a text saying "is your phone ok, I dont think I been getting any of your messages"


I only hit like 10 times....and 5 was with her lying to me about the situation. So I dont feel THAT bad ..but this aint a good look..

 

[Silver Surfer]

Not only did you know she was married....you didnt care

 

[ItsStillMurda]

all the women in the world and some of yall only want to get in trouble messing with a married woman. i hope her husband kills you in your sleep. preferably tonight.

 

[The ADD]

I knew someone would launch this campaign

 

[Mr Uncle Leroy]

she kinda sorta......married.

She didnt tell me at first....I saw she had a ring when i first met her..but i assumed it was too small to be any type of wedding or engagement ring. You know it looked like one of those rings you give a girl back in 6th grade.

Well anyway...around after the 5th time I hit...she finally told me the true story. This chick been with some dude for 13 years!!!!!!! Now...I'm a man with standards...I cant mess with a married woman..thats off limits..but she got that good. She only let her husband hit like once a week ..so the vagina is in great condition. I think she getting clingy tho...she always expecting me to text her. She even hit me with a text saying "is your phone ok, I dont think I been getting any of your messages"


I only hit like 10 times....and 5 was with her lying to me about the situation. So I dont feel THAT bad ..but this aint a good look..

how and where did you hit it?

 

[malbaker86]

she kinda sorta......married.

She didnt tell me at first....I saw she had a ring when i first met her..but i assumed it was too small to be any type of wedding or engagement ring. You know it looked like one of those rings you give a girl back in 6th grade.

Well anyway...around after the 5th time I hit...she finally told me the true story. This chick been with some dude for 13 years!!!!!!! Now...I'm a man with standards...I cant mess with a married woman..thats off limits..but she got that good. She only let her husband hit like once a week ..so the vagina is in great condition. I think she getting clingy tho...she always expecting me to text her. She even hit me with a text saying "is your phone ok, I dont think I been getting any of your messages"


I only hit like 10 times....and 5 was with her lying to me about the situation. So I dont feel THAT bad ..but this aint a good look..

I think you taking a shot at dude in the other thread by saying ole girl being married for 13 years eh?

we may be near the end of our journey together....

i have a lot of years, a son, and a ton of money invested in this relationship, but i'm almost ready to say fukk it and throw the towel in. shyt is tearing me up, but 13 years is a LONG time to be with someone, and it's hard to just "let it go".

at the flawless execution

 

[Double R]

Just dont be a part of Team Pull out LOL

 

[jdubnyce]

she kinda sorta......married.

She didnt tell me at first....I saw she had a ring when i first met her..but i assumed it was too small to be any type of wedding or engagement ring. You know it looked like one of those rings you give a girl back in 6th grade.

Well anyway...around after the 5th time I hit...she finally told me the true story. This chick been with some dude for 13 years!!!!!!! Now...I'm a man with standards...I cant mess with a married woman..thats off limits..but she got that good. She only let her husband hit like once a week ..so the vagina is in great condition. I think she getting clingy tho...she always expecting me to text her. She even hit me with a text saying "is your phone ok, I dont think I been getting any of your messages"


I only hit like 10 times....and 5 was with her lying to me about the situation. So I dont feel THAT bad ..but this aint a good look..

hmmm...not sure how to react to this based on piffler's situation; while the op has done an adequate job of capitalizing on someone else's poor situation in order to garner a humourous reaction from the coli audience, i feel that these type of threads are sohhhhhhhhhh played out; hence, I have to * neg rep

 

[ComputersPutin]

Not only did you know she was married....you didnt care

I actually do care, I was lied too.....and I'm angry about it..because I avoid things like this.

 

[irishfury]

Flawless

 

[Kalik]

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Nice.

But, please don't let the spins get out of control. 'Tis all I ask.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

A married woman at my job purchased and only me, a donut that was shaped like a phallic symbol, complete with testicles and a tip. I dont know how to feel about it. I think it was demonic food.

 

[Steve Piffler]

Ha Ha.

Guess that's how i know my thread is successful. an inevitable "spin" thread....

 

[Fmju]

nikka you better go back in that room and fukk that bytch.