Been messing with this chick lately...but....

[unit321]

she kinda sorta......married.

She didnt tell me at first....I saw she had a ring when i first met her..but i assumed it was too small to be any type of wedding or engagement ring. You know it looked like one of those rings you give a girl back in 6th grade.

Well anyway...around after the 5th time I hit...she finally told me the true story. This chick been with some dude for 13 years!!!!!!! Now...I'm a man with standards...I cant mess with a married woman..thats off limits..but she got that good. She only let her husband hit like once a week ..so the vagina is in great condition. I think she getting clingy tho...she always expecting me to text her. She even hit me with a text saying "is your phone ok, I dont think I been getting any of your messages"


I only hit like 10 times....and 5 was with her lying to me about the situation. So I dont feel THAT bad ..but this aint a good look..

Classic spin-off thread from Steve Piffler's thread.


Hilarious.

 

[Uptown WaYo87]

I think you taking a shot at dude in the other thread by saying ole girl being married for 13 years eh?






at the flawless execution

im dead ass laughing my ass off here, i just read steve pifflers thread right before this one and didnt realize wat was going on until i saw your post

 

[ComputersPutin]

how and where did you hit it?

A gentlemen never tells.






But....doggy in the benz

 

[ComputersPutin]

all the women in the world and some of yall only want to get in trouble messing with a married woman. i hope her husband kills you in your sleep. preferably tonight.

Let me put you up on something young brother. If your woman going around lying and sneaking around....I'm the last person of concern. The issue isn't with me. Actually both men are victims here. No man intends to share...but I'm done sharing.....I'm walking away. I can't live like this.

 

[Regular_P]

 

[Marti]

I think you taking a shot at dude in the other thread by saying ole girl being married for 13 years eh?






at the flawless execution

 

[Marti]

 

[Stacks]

I cant mess with a married woman..thats off limits..but she got that good.

For fukks sake, it's bad enough she's stupid enough to not just simply work at an obviously hurting marriage instead of fukking the first thirst dude she meets, but you're contributing to that stupidity (and potential serious heartache for her man) because of your love of "that good"?

If he blows your head off ...

 

[ComputersPutin]

For fukks sake, it's bad enough she's stupid enough to not just simply work at an obviously hurting marriage instead of fukking the first thirst dude she meets, but you're contributing to that stupidity (and potential serious heartache for her man) because of your love of "that good"?

If he blows your head off ...

I'm hurting here too. Woman made me compromise my morals by lying and not being up front. I'm sure her husband understands..its a difficult situation. I'ma walk away tho

 

[Kenyan West]

You Fukkin up breh, when her nig flash bang ur room, combat roll into dat muhfukka wit a uzi, you gon take the ultimate L. I ain't tryin to pour no liquor out fo u, my nig. Run. Married yams aint the biz........... after the first pop.

 

[Sinnerman]

lmao i havent laughed this hard in a while. dap, +rep, 5 stars etc.

i knew it was coming to but i still died

 

[ThaBoyBam]

10/10

 

[kash10003]

edit: lmao, read it closely and figured it out

 

[AJ Snow]

*reads as much as I love my wife thread*

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*goes back to menu*

*Enters this thread*

*Sees chick is married*

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[ComputersPutin]

You Fukkin up breh, when her nig flash bang ur room, combat roll into dat muhfukka wit a uzi, you gon take the ultimate L. I ain't tryin to pour no liquor out fo u, my nig. Run. Married yams aint the biz........... after the first pop.

Everything good over here....she back good with Jody. So I'm back on the scene minding my own now.