Being A Bachelor Is Like Running Your Own Business

[Double Burger With Cheese]

While having a serious girlfriend or wife is like working for someone else.

With the wife and shyt, you get the guaranteed p*ssy (paycheck) but it’s also probably guaranteed you gon put up with some shyt you don’t like. You can leave at anytime. But you can also be fired (divorced) and fukk up your check (alimony) But you got benefits though (cooking, in house p*ssy, etc...) You can get a side job (side bytch) but some companies not cool with that and will fire you on the spot if they find out.


As a bachelor, you work for yourself. It’s generally harder but you work on your own time and it can be more rewarding. Also, you can do as many jobs (bytches) as you are able to get. You don’t owe these jobs (bytches) shyt. How hard you work, depends on how successful you are. That can be the bad part though. If you don’t have no skills (game) you not getting paid (p*ssy) Might as well go find you a job nikka, this shyt ain’t for you

 

[Devil Plisken…CMS]

Interesting

 

[SouljaVoy]

 

[BaldingSoHard]

I fux wit it .

To further add to the metaphor, investing in p*ssy is a waste of time.

More to the point, I've recently come to the conclusion that men only get married for "guaranteed" p*ssy, and that shyt is pathetic.

 

[Jack Trippa 3z company ho]

 

[TRY GOD]

Never knowing when your next nut is going to come, or who it will be with

Not having easy marketing like having a ring on your finger or girly consistently

putting in a ton of work like getting yourself together financially and physically

taking advantage of any p*ssy that comes your way

Yea it's like running your own business alright, a struggle

 

[Apollo Creed]

I fux wit it .

To further add to the metaphor, investing in p*ssy is a waste of time.

More to the point, I've recently come to the conclusion that men only get married for "guaranteed" p*ssy, and that shyt is pathetic.

 

[Clay Puppington]

Repped breh

It's funny cause I was on your wavelength recently..to add to your analogy the complacency that comes from having a job is really hard to break out of, knowing that check coming...being an entrepreneur levels me up constantly and keep a nikka sharp

 

[BaldingSoHard]

p*ssy comes and p*ssy goes.

Leveraging my happiness and all my assets in exchange for a hole filled with mucus is pathetic, to me.

 

[Address_Unknown]

I fux wit it .

To further add to the metaphor, investing in p*ssy is a waste of time.

More to the point, I've recently come to the conclusion that men only get married for "guaranteed" p*ssy, and that shyt is pathetic.

:AU_WK: Who hurt you, Breh?

 

[BaldingSoHard]

:AU_WK: Who hurt you, Breh?

Jessica Martinez. 1999

 

[A1aaa]

...was expecting some generic coli tropes, but this was actually quite insightful

 

[Womb Raider]

OP is right


Furthermore so many nikkas out here working for fast food checks (p*ssy and headaches) it really doesn’t make sense...not to mention they continue to invest in depreciating assets (having kids w bum bytches)


I had one good ass job w benefits (she literally got me through undergrad, not to mention regular wife duties) but they come and they go

 

[Kyle C. Barker]

My marketing department (game) ain't shyt but my product (face, body) keeps business afloat

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

So nikkas with no bytches are homeless?