Being A Bachelor Is Like Running Your Own Business

[WaveGang]

Repped

 

[Strapped]

 

[Offthegrid]

So nikkas with no bytches are homeless?

Let's go deeper no homo most nikkas are in house dikk one fuk up n they will get fired especially they aren't working to the company's standards u get cut off n new nikka will take the old nikkas place relationships are a job n an investment that can fuk u over if you're not on top of your shyt

 

[Kornball The Conqueror]

That p*ssy is not guaranteed

 

[BaldingSoHard]

So nikkas with no bytches are homeless?

Nah breh they're wealthy.

 

[old pig]

pretty damn good analogy that speaks to me directly...dapped + repped

 

[SnowflakesByTheOZ]

I fux wit it .

To further add to the metaphor, investing in p*ssy is a waste of time.

More to the point, I've recently come to the conclusion that men only get married for "guaranteed" p*ssy, and that shyt is pathetic.

Yup they need that security. Most men not built for the bachelor or the entrepreneurial life..

 

[FeloniousMonk]

While having a serious girlfriend or wife is like working for someone else.

With the wife and shyt, you get the guaranteed p*ssy (paycheck) but it’s also probably guaranteed you gon put up with some shyt you don’t like. You can leave at anytime. But you can also be fired (divorced) and fukk up your check (alimony) But you got benefits though (cooking, in house p*ssy, etc...) You can get a side job (side bytch) but some companies not cool with that and will fire you on the spot if they find out.


As a bachelor, you work for yourself. It’s generally harder but you work on your own time and it can be more rewarding. Also, you can do as many jobs (bytches) as you are able to get. You don’t owe these jobs (bytches) shyt. How hard you work, depends on how successful you are. That can be the bad part though. If you don’t have no skills (game) you not getting paid (p*ssy) Might as well go find you a job nikka, this shyt ain’t for you

My nicca.

This analogy kinda nice.

Sounds like a concept Nas would come up with for a song.

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

 

[mag357]

Yall sooooo late....
I think I already did this using the DJ envy/dame dash argument
Men dont have the confidence in themselves to constantly get new p*ssy.
Like dame was saying ppl dnt have confidence in themselves to go out and have all the pressure on their shoulder being the boss.
They rather get a check, and have a boss like DJ Envy.
Ppl might see envy living good but he's not his own man... he gotta answer to somebody (like a marriage)
But if ur dame, u might not have the same amount of money as envy (consistantly in house p*ssy), but u have freedom (option to have all the women u want)... and that freedom is priceless. And ur potential for doing great things that make you happy...
(Like being a bachelor)

 

[UpAndComing]

While having a serious girlfriend or wife is like working for someone else.

With the wife and shyt, you get the guaranteed p*ssy (paycheck) but it’s also probably guaranteed you gon put up with some shyt you don’t like. You can leave at anytime. But you can also be fired (divorced) and fukk up your check (alimony) But you got benefits though (cooking, in house p*ssy, etc...) You can get a side job (side bytch) but some companies not cool with that and will fire you on the spot if they find out.


As a bachelor, you work for yourself. It’s generally harder but you work on your own time and it can be more rewarding. Also, you can do as many jobs (bytches) as you are able to get. You don’t owe these jobs (bytches) shyt. How hard you work, depends on how successful you are. That can be the bad part though. If you don’t have no skills (game) you not getting paid (p*ssy) Might as well go find you a job nikka, this shyt ain’t for you

The irony in all of this is that most (not all) people in a relationships love being worker bees, security, retirement plan, etc

While alot of single people rather grind in their youth, build their career, and eventually branch out into their own business

 

[LeVraiPapi]

Lets put it this way.

I take it as OP or anybody agreeing with him never run a successful business before and never lived the entrepreneur life.

If you think being a bachelor and having freedom is like having your own business then you're fooling yourself. Being your own boss means to be responsible for other people and having to cover for them so the business stays afloat ( aka bills gotta be paid in the home whether your wife decides to help or not).

Being an entrepreneur means you gotta be willing to sacrifice more to keep tour customers happy( keeping the family happy)

Being your own boss then you have to deal with liability and other legal issues that may rise diwn the line once people start seeing your success (aka lawyers digging your pockets if divorce heats up)

Being an entrepreneur means being the fall if all fails. You will always look like the failure since you owned the business. The debts and burden will be in you to repay (aka divorce, child support, alimony)

Having a 9-5 is more like having a marriage. Good or bad, youre in it because that becomes you and that "you" is now aware you need this gig to stay afloat until something better comes around. Then when/if it comes around, you will be asking yourself "should I stay or should I go?" Then you realize most people aint shyt and at least you deal with the devil you already know.

My 2 cents

 

[LeVraiPapi]

The irony in all of this is that most (not all) people in a relationships love being worker bees, security, retirement plan, etc

While alot of single people rather grind in their youth, build their career, and eventually branch out into their own business

Exavtly nobody gonna jump ship and leave behind their bebefits especially when they already know their coworkers abd their managers and they already know their job. They know theres a certain respect they already have at one job that may not transfer to the other, shoukd they leave.

Thats the same reason most people cannot make changes and rather deal with consequences because at least they know what to expect

 

[010101]

cuffing means she's the boss

as a bachelor you're the boss employing as many women as you can

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[Kilgore Trout]

Married/ live in p*ssy is still not guaranteed brehs... but it’s still more consistent than being single