the amount of no homos on the first 2 pagesMy shyt seriously varies based on the day, but I got some abdominal surgery a few years back and that shyt shrunk like crazy when it was flaccid. Was afraid it was gonna be like that forever
. Was back to normal in a few months tho 
why couldn't you have told me this shyt 10 years ago before it was too late 



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