Being a grower unappreciation thread
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Steve Piffler
I got them CERTS
i'm in the middle. not huge when flaccid, but not tiny either 
. my wife STAYS complaining about my dikk print tho. i wear slacks to work everyday, so she always says that she can see a dikk head print CLEARLY and i should wear briefs to hide it. but briefs are uncomfortable 
. since my wife gives me the 
face almost every day about it, i wonder if other chicks notice it too... 
. my wife STAYS complaining about my dikk print tho. i wear slacks to work everyday, so she always says that she can see a dikk head print CLEARLY and i should wear briefs to hide it. but briefs are uncomfortable . since my wife gives me the face almost every day about it, i wonder if other chicks notice it too... 
walter_white
Heisenberg
why are you sharing this information with the coli?My dikk shrivels THE fukk UP when it ain't hardIf a bytch ever saw it in that state without having seen it hard before...maaaann
Plus no bulge/imprint action in my pants. shyt sucks but at least it's a sledgehammer when it's hard.
For people who can relate and may find it cathartic.
these 59 inches and something else"
Money Be Green
Superstar
You should have told that to @Troll-Ming http://www.thecoli.com/threads/the-whip-out-method-does-not-work.177289/#post-6786201
DemureNatural
Pro
i'm in the middle. not huge when flaccid, but not tiny either
Or maybe she's a crotch watcher, like myself...and she knows what you're workin with so her eyes are automatically attracted to your print.
Cover up! It's distracting!
DemureNatural
Pro
I can't believe men dedicate so much time in online thread to their dikks!
I need pics (at all stages)! I'll let you know whether or not it's worth showing!
I need pics (at all stages)! I'll let you know whether or not it's worth showing!
Mr Hate Coffee
Veteran
Thread is fukking comedy! 
SamuraiFlamenco
Banned
my shyt is 10 soft, 6 hard.to the growers.
you don't know the plight of a shrinker and you never will
Dude, that's the best. You can just whip it out and scare all the girls with your massive size, then when they're frightened, you can just slap them back and forth with your stroodling noodle, then when they're on the floor writhing in pain, you stick it in and they're none the wiser.
Don't even get me started on post-workout shrinkage. Its like all the blood has rushed to my muscles, leaving homeboy down there deflated.
I gotta change in the stall.
I gotta change in the stall.
girls...we off that. i bang old ladies and little people exclusively.
This is why I don't shower at the gym...don't want no white dudes lookin at my dikk.
Flay Mayweather
Superstar
I think the worst thing is getting hard at the worst times. I dislike wearing loose sweats for that reason.
I was on the train heading to school last year. I was dosing off(when I sleep a automatic get hard) so I felt myself getting hard and jumped up. This lady looked down and was like mmm you what was you dreaming about and giggled. :smugcamby:
:scustruss:I shrugged it off, hopped off the train, and went to school.
I was chilling in class, tired as hell, and had to take this mid-term.
After I was done with my mid-term I went straight to sleep on my desk.
I felt something touching my dikk and woke up
To my surprise it was my dikk poking some old ass gum under the desk.
I looked to my left to see did anybody noticed, the whole damn class noticed.
I said fukk it,
walked outta class with the mid morning steel poking
The gum was still stuck to my sweats
fukk sweatpants, real talk
FLYINHAWAIIAN
Vegan For a Reason
I'll be damned if I let a chick see my piece on soft.
After smashing my chick and getting up out the bed, she said she wanted to see it.
I hit her with the
and put my pants on.
After smashing my chick and getting up out the bed, she said she wanted to see it.
I hit her with the
and put my pants on.