🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️ Being a parent in 2024 is absolute hell.

[ABlackMan]

Nah shyt real. They told me talk to your child like they’re human not a baby lmaoooo should’ve goo goo and gah gah’d the first year daughter mouth smart as hell …she only three, but she be saying the shyt I say in situations the same way I would say it

It be a lot of “” all at the same time

 

[RiverCity916]

It seems like parents forget they were able to smell BS when they were kids

 

[inndaskKy]

it sounds awful

i'm sure raising a son is some amazing shyt, but i just don't know anyone with kids that i actually envy

This 2pac quote from his last recording session is gonna go down as one of the great wisdom quotes in recorded human history, up there with anything Confucius or whoever has ever said:

Spoiler

"No baby mama drama, n*gga miss me
Why plant seeds in a dirty b*tch waitin' to trick me? Not the life for me. Livin' carefree til I'm buried."

 

[Illuminatos]

Yeah, ok it’s open. Now what?

 

[Regular Developer]

Mom should tell her to start using the phone to find a job and earn her own damn chuck e cheese money

Imagining a lil kid wworking hard to wash dishes to be able to pay for themselves going to Chuck E Cheese. That should be an episode of something lol

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

Setting your phone location to another state tho

“Ohh baby, but that’s the one in Ohio, not here ”

 

[MeachTheMonster]

Just tell them they can’t go.

 

[Anerdyblackguy]

 

[shopthatwrecks]

Just tell them they can’t go.

and do what mines did.... door dash it.....

she got the shyt and went in her room..i was outside doing something...

. and had like 5 lil muhfukkas in my house.... they came one by one asking could they go play.....didn't think anything of it...

i would've never figured it out until she took paper towels and cups in her room...

then gone try and hide it when I come in the room....

 

[Sad Bunny]

it sounds awful

i'm sure raising a son is some amazing shyt, but i just don't know anyone with kids that i actually envy

Agreed

 

[MeachTheMonster]

and do what mines did.... door dash it.....

she got the shyt and went in her room..i was outside doing something...

. and had like 5 lil muhfukkas in my house.... they came one by one asking could they go play.....didn't think anything of it...

i would've never figured it out until she took paper towels and cups in her room...

then gone try and hide it when I come in the room....

Having kids is some wild shyt.

I got 6 of em, ages 3-19

Everyday is a new adventure

 

[Spence]

Time to call in a bomb threat