Being at work all day when you know you got some p*ssy coming thru later unappreciation

[BaldingSoHard]

Well it suggests he knows exactly how to make her cum but chose not to. Which is too convenient to me...

OP, you eat p*ssy?

Nikka of course I eat p*ssy!

But how can you not tell when a chick is about to bust? The p*ssy throws all kinds of signs.

 

[BaldingSoHard]

having pre cum when the p*ssy ain't in front of you

how thirsty are you?

Biological response to arousal is now thirst?

My nikka lemme guess you're one of those porn-addicted dudes who can't even get hard w/o 14 tabs open.

 

[Piff Perkins]

Nikka of course I eat p*ssy!

But how can you not tell when a chick is about to bust? The p*ssy throws all kinds of signs.

I can tell (pulsating/tightening). I just thought the way you said it was weird af. Wouldn't you rather make her cum? Then she's yours.

 

[Neuromancer]

I fukking hate this. nikka wanna just walk outta work right then and there.fukk this "making money" shyt, money can't wet my dikk.

 

[BaldingSoHard]

I can tell (pulsating/tightening). I just thought the way you said it was weird af. Wouldn't you rather make her cum? Then she's yours.

It's a mind game, breh. She's already mine.

 

[Neuromancer]

I can tell (pulsating/tightening). I just thought the way you said it was weird af. Wouldn't you rather make her cum? Then she's yours.

? no, that's not how it works. I know more chicks chasing dudes who could make them cum and don't than anything else.

 

[Piff Perkins]

It's a mind game, breh. She's already mine.

I may have to look into this

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Bet money she doesn't let you fukk again

 

[Rusty$hackleford]

My nikka lemme guess you're one of those porn-addicted dudes who can't even get hard w/o 14 tabs open.

 

[BaldingSoHard]

Bet money she doesn't let you fukk again

The next night she hit me up asking if I wanted to be her "massage buddy".

I'll let you figure out what that means.

 

[BaldingSoHard]

? no, that's not how it works. I know more chicks chasing dudes who could make them cum and don't than anything else.

Breh chill you're giving away secrets.

Edit: Eh fukk it we're all kin here.

I may have to look into this

A chick on the verge of orgasm is the most malleable organism in nature.

They'll do anything for you to push them over that precipice.

But... you gotta teeter there for a minute... make them reeeeeeeeeeeally want it.

They'll literally do anything you want after that.

 

[Neuromancer]

I may have to look into this

Being submissive never works breh.

 

[TL15]

These nyggas in here talking about:

Met a girl
Went on a date
Had sex
Didn't let her cum


Bruh literally started this thread as a way to poke fun at himself for shooting that text too early and people coming in here exposing how lame they are

 

[Silkk]

Brehs you know the deal...

I stroked out this lil shorty that I met at the gym last Friday.

p*ssy was surprisingly great but didn't let her cum cause earlier in the night she referred to me as "just friends" so I needed to make her reflect on her poor decision making.

At any rate, I hit her back up today and invited her over after work for "a massage".

She's gonna be working till 5:30 so I been at work all day dikk just throbbing waiting.

I hate that shyt. I should've hit her up later in the day so I wouldn't be this unfocused.

Oh well.

You gonna make her give that p*ssy to another nikka

 

[BaldingSoHard]

You gonna make her give that p*ssy to another nikka

Ya'll really don't see what I did there?

Ya'll really out here playing checkers with women, huh?