Being left handed appreciation thread.

[Ego Noir]

Left handers look like crippled retards when they write

Terrible way to live

 

[Ego Noir]

im still confused why i use scissors so much better with my right hand

That's the problem with y'all in the first place.

Y'all confusssssssssssed

 

[Bless't]

im left handed everything but can only use scissors with my right hand. i can't cut for shyt with my left. i only wipe my ass with my right hand also. and i throw a behind the back pass in basektball extremely well with my right, i cant do a behind the back with my left though.

im still confused why i use scissors so much better with my right hand

no joke, me too. I'm damn near retarded trying to use my left hand while cutting.

 

[Jazzy B.]

I'm left handed but I do everything with my right hand with the exception of writing, eating and throwing which I can do with both , but then again at times i'll just use my left without even thinking about it .

 

[Ego Noir]

no joke, me too I'm damn near retarded

Exhibit B

 

[GetInTheTruck]

I smoke, brush teeth, brush hair, and bat right handed though. I can kick with either leg, and throw under-handed with either arm.

Everything else is straight up left

 

[CJ]

The creativity

The incredible calligraphy

Not having to write on the chalkboard/whiteboard cause even the teacher knows you're about to fukk it all up

Teams thinking you're going to bat right, because you throw left, but then you line up on the right hand side for the Grand Salami

 

[Ooh Marty]

i seriously do not give a fukk

 

[SwagmundFreud]

I always get ink on my hands if im writing something long

 

[Jparker]

Left handers look like crippled retards when they write

Terrible way to live

You have to bring your right arm to the left side of the paper and write out back to the right while I just pick my arm up glide that beautiful left across the paper and write my words.



Don't be mad you're not special like goes on breh

 

[MenacingMonk]

Left handed crew in here.

 

[Adam3000]

I'm left handed in everything except anything I throw backhand (darts, frisbee). For some reason I have to use my right for those, it might be because I still kick right footed and need it in the dominant forward position

Striking out everybody in little league

Always getting to the rack easily in basketball

Never being able to ship for golf clubs in person

Ink smeared all over my left hand

Being unique

Having a higher IQ


Always having to sit at the far left of a group dinner table


Adding rep for all the lefties here EDIT: hit my 10 rep max on page 2

 

[Jparker]

I'm left handed in everything except anything I throw backhand (darts, frisbee). For some reason I have to use my right for those, it might be because I still kick right footed and need it in the dominant forward position

Striking out everybody in little league

Always getting to the rack easily in basketball

Never being able to ship for golf clubs in person

Ink smeared all over my left hand

Being unique

Having a higher IQ


Always having to sit at the far left of a group dinner table


Adding rep for all the lefties here EDIT: hit my 10 rep max on page 2

 

[Jparker]

I love being left handed!

All the GOATS were left handed like Kurt Cobain, Jimmy Hendrix, 5 out of the last seven presidents(two of those lefties were ambidextrious), Bill Gates, Oprah, Babe Ruth, Napoleon, Leonardo Da Vinci, Aristotle, Michaelangelo, Larry Bird, Morgan Freeman, Matt Groening(Created the Simpsons), Eminem, Paul McCartney, Julius Caesar, Neil Armstrong, Winston Churchill, etc.

Its sad that we live in a right hand bias world and still do better than everyone else!

That list of greats

 

[PimpHandStrong]

In my class at the FAA academy more than 50% of the class was left handed. So rare they said it was.

Greatness is deep within all of us bruhs and brunettes. Born left handed is a gift from the gods.