Not having to write on the board...
The advantage in basketball...

shot blocking is so easy, it's almost unfair...
Conversation starter with anyone, esp. females...
Even the nickname y'all righties stuck us with is awesome... Southpaws.
What is y'all nicknames for yourselves?
Northpaws?
Only disadvantages were them shytty scissors y'all tried to stick us with, bumping elbows with right-handers when you're writing (til they move you to a desk by yourself during tests... all that room

), trying to drive a stick (

), and having adults try to force you to write right-handed. My dad tried to, til my aunt told him to cut that shyt out and she got her lefty friend to teach me (

)...
I love being lefty.
It's just